Agent_Moldy:
Ridley Scott dreams on a Ted V. Mikels budget.
DiscoBoy:
Another candidate for governor of California?
Buffoon:
Unfortunately, due to a misprint, the Plains Ballet Theater decided to put on "The Firewood" rather than "The Firebird." The sound you may have heard was Stravinsky spinning in his grave.
144b:
Join us now, for the saga of,
Klowsmeardlt: The lesser of two nitwits.
Klowsmeardlt, son of Larry & Fredia Klowsmeardlt. T'was born in Ferrymorrow, in Glupping On Flecks. Klowsmeardlt, slayer of many orks & garden gnomes. Klowsmeardlt, fierce fighter of thumbs!
Mr_Grant:
The angel finally realized his ambition of wanting to wear my red shoes.
Tumbler:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my two Fathers. Prepare to die."
Lanzman:
The SciFi Channel's initial marketing campaign for the re-imagined "BattleStar Galactica" was not terribly well received.
Generik:
*From the playbill of the Big Sky Outdoor Dinner Theater and Wild Game Preserve, Sunday, August 17th, 2003: "The Dance of the Lonely Plains Guardian will be performed this evening by understudy Ray (last name unknown), due to the unexpected sudden illness of guest star Michael Flatley."
cambria36:
"The lone Hussein son that escaped to San Francisco."
lil_amish_boy:
It's the new NRA: try to take my weapons, and you'll pry this dull ax, hunk of wood and lovely tutu off of my cold, dead body!
Nyssa23:
"The film 'My Big Fat Greek Homicidal Transvestite' proved, once and for all, that sequels are *never* as good as the original."
Matteus:
Well... it happened, the Greek army has officially become women.
ABServo:
o\~ I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay... o\~
Shandi:
Ok, the Post-Apocalyptic Fashion Police all *KNOW* that red shoes do not go with a crinoline skirt!
nastinkers:
Biological warfare and its side effects.
starkbalmy:
Technically, they're not weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't mean that this *isn't* George Bush's and John Ashcroft's worst nightmare come true.
flavio:
New on TNT this fall -- Red Neck Eye For The Queer Guy.
buckaroobaby:
His son's sense of humor only served to heighten Admiral Towne's fear of allowing gays to serve in the military.
amycamus:
Radical Faeries start paramilitary maneuvers, hope to be on front line in liberation of marriage. Details at 11.
Daleman:
"By Grabthar’s hammer, you shall be avenged!"
Geier:
WILL HUNT
WMDs FOR
SEX
chilwil:
I see Paris
I see France
I see someone's under- whoa!
Dude ain't got no underpants!
JurassicPork:
The Bolshoi Ballet's version of THE ROAD WARRIOR.
Jacksinn:
You just can't axe Alan anything when he's sporting wood like that. He's such a tool.
jack_routers:
After a month learning the ways of the Blackfoot Indians, Phil proudly recieved his ceremonial tomahawk, his ceremonial buffalo chip, and his new Indian name, Dances-With-RuPaul.
ArtMystery:
Sven eyed the gatekeeper to Valhalla suspiciously... for a Nordic berserker, the man was awfully swarthy, he thought.
gleeb:
I blame Vatican II for this.
questor:
Let's just say that he left a serious clean-up issue at the Home Depot.