Agent_Moldy:
"The outfit? I like it because it's so versatile. I can wear it to the casino and not have to change for church afterward. Speaking of the casino, Haaaaarold! Bring me another banana daiquiri!" *puffffff...cough, hack* "What?! 'Cut off'?!?! Whatta you mean, I'm 'cut off'?!?! A pox! A pox on all your houses!" *pufffff...cough, wheeze*
Steve_Reeves:
Don't believe in reincarnation? Just look at what happened to Liberace! A gentle reminder to keep an eye on your Good Karma level.
Buffoon:
.oO Dammit. They were supposed to meet me here after the parade! I bet those bastards went to the ball game instead. Erik and Marty, I can understand, but I thought Sally was more responsible. Damn. I hope I have enough money for cab fare.
144b:
Next spring colors call for loud splashes with chunky accessories. Here, Benei, is wearing the latest from the House of Chim-Chim. And taking a cue from the colors, makeup artist Okk-uh Grrakk of J. Fred Muggs Cosmetics has put together the perfect eyeshade, lip color in fecal thowing fushia.
DiscoBoy:
But unlike Joan Rivers, she's above flinging poo at her rivals.
Tumbler:
The Place: Carnival
The Attitude: Waiting patiently for Snoop Dog
Lanzman:
In later years, Brittany Spears had cause to regret making fun of the old gypsy and her curse.
questor:
Katherine Hepburn's stand-in learns that she's out of a job.
porpoise:
And in other news, Granny Clampett turns 96 this week.
Generik:
From the K-Mart Jane Goodall Collection...
Matteus:
Linda Hunt! You little trollop!
The Abominable Dr. Phibes:
"Years of plastic surgery finally catch up with J.Lo."
abracadaver:
Animal testing was banned this week after animal rights groups saw the appalling outcome of an experiment in which monkeys were forced to watch The Drew Carey Show for hours on end. Mimi could not be reached for comment.
Shandi:
"You just *know* that, after a few beers, this will start to look *GOOD*"
Batqueen:
This is Chico the monkey on "casual Friday." You should see her the rest of the week...
lil_amish_boy:
Note to Demi Moore: There is such a thing as TOO MUCH plastic surgery.
ABServo:
Well, everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey! And *this* monkey's got *nothing* to hide!!
nastinkers:
One of the bizarre side effects of Monkey Pox.
AAAron333:
"Tsk, tsk, tsk...What is that giraffe thinking??? That skirt with THOSE hips??? For God's sake, at least throw a smart little sash around the waist to hide that wide load!"
chilwil:
In a bid by Democrats to undermine the Bush presidency, a new-look White House intern was introduced to distract Curious George.
flavio:
"Jeanie, you've got to change Dr. Bellows back before the Major comes back!! Jeanie!! JEANIE!!"
UnReality:
"Sometimes, when Jane no here, Tarzan get lonely and dress Cheetah up in pretty clothes."
ArtMystery:
In her heart of hearts, Lynne Cheney knew that she was the real first lady... and often dressed the part when she was alone.
JurassicPork:
"A jar of Ponds cold cream in the next five minutes or I start flinging it!"
Geier:
Now that he was appropriately on the losing side of the argument, Justice Scalia's ranting dissent from the bench on the Texas sodomy case could finally be seen as the laughably pathetic exercise in bigotry that it was. More disturbing, however, was his unfathomable decision to deliver that dissent while dressed as a pox-ridden transvestite monkey hooker.
Daleman:
Bo-Bo never returned her calls.
starkbalmy:
"Twenty bananas. Same as in town."