Generik:
Written way back in the 20th Century, an essay speculating on the changes the author expected to see in the "Middle East of the Future" included such fantastic predictions as Indoor Plumbing, Running Water, and, pictured here, Flying Donkey Carts for everyone.
Nastinkers:
It wasn't the first time Pedro left his ass in the air.
bugwber:
"Rush hour in Islamabad and can't get my ass in gear! Why in Allah's name did I ever leave Los Angeles?!"
BadBoy1:
"....HEEEEEEE HAWWWW HE HE HE HAWWWWWWW" (translation: "...Ass, gas or grass... you don't ride for free dickhead...")
Shandi:
The phrase "Your ass is in a SLING" takes on a different meaning here...
starkbalmy:
Where the phrase "Ass-high to a fifty-foot Indian" originated.
Phibes:
Up, up, and away!
CaveDweller:
Knowing that the coffee franchine he and Juan Valdez started was getting out of hand, Pepe the Donkey decided it was time to diversify the stocks from the company and hire some real help, then start a labor union and overthrow Juan.
DiscoBoy:
Another example of ass-loading gone horribly wrong. This public service message has been brought to you by the Don't Put Too Many Things In Your Ass Council.
empressv:
Juan Valdez rethinks the wisdom of treating his burro to a bean burrito.
KINGDINOSAUR:
[circa 1600] The first piñata introduced. Several generations of traumatized children later, the piñata would be made of pottery and, then by today's current standard, paper maché.
suggs:
'Lil' help?!'
robofreak:
"Akmehd, I remember when you were knee-high to a mule! Er, well... never mind."
Jacksinn:
Up Your Ass with the all-new Jenny-Jack, available only from U-Haul.
144b:
I think my burrow has been eating too many beans buretos maybe?
nashbrutusandshort:
During the *Sliders* publicity tour of Mexico, John Rhys-Davies climbs aboard one of those "Get your photo taken with a donkey" carts in Tijuana -- much to the star's chagrin, a UPI stringer is there to immortalize the moment. --
Ragbot:
"...Why, yes, it *DOES* make Your ass look bigger..."
Steve_Reeves:
Shirley "Cha-Cha" Muldowney pops a wheelie in her donkey powered funny car. She posted a time of 45 minutes, smashing the old record of one hour...
MadSigntist:
The recent bumper crop of Herzegovenian yak butter simplified gender identification of the local farm critters.
SunSinner:
These Moroccan donkey shows suck.
TGoodchild:
"Okay, sir, we've got your Burro up on the rack, and Miguel's about ready to check her points and plugs..."
MrBungle:
After several unfortunate delivery mishaps, JLAPS (Jennifer Lopez' Ass Parcel Service) decides to insure all of it's asses for $1 billion each.
Cyberbeast:
"It just makes it easier to change the shoes this way."
Daleman:
I can see my stall from here!
Lanzman:
Another fine product from Muppet Labs' Vetrinarian's Hospital Division, the Ass-Lifter greatly simplifies horse and donkey gynecological procedures and hernia operations.
WEIRD_1:
Boy, the Mule union does have real strict rules about break times, doesn't it!?
402:
(Guy on left...) "Hey! Nice ass!"
Fee:
The straw that broke the camels back searches for new conveyance.
BlakHat1:
"Atiem! Atiem fix everything!"
Buffoon:
"Wilbur! I can see our house from here!"
Agent_Moldy:
"I _told_ you to get your ass from Jennifer Lopez!"
Scouty:
"How many times do I have to tell you, Abu! Get your ass down from there!"
Geier:
As Pedro, The Hardest-Working Donkey In The World, was assumed bodily into donkey heaven, his owners knew their little town FINALLY had a miracle to rival those of the "big name" places like Fatima and Lourdes.
Scypha:
Meanwhile at Mexico's NASA labs...
martay:
When his wife told him her favorite rear-entry position was with her ass high in the air, Ahmed was puzzled, but tried his best to accomodate her.