bugwber:
Minnesota Governor Ventura reaches out to children, the elderly and the criminally insane in his re-election campaign.
Shandi:
He either killed Jimmy Hoffa, knows who was on the Grassy Knoll, or kidnapped the Lindburg baby!
Phibes:
At last! A use for all those damned Chicklets those Tijuana street urchins sell! Dental implants on the cheap.
Ash_Skywalker:
When you know you've eaten one too many JellyBellies!
144b:
Got Skittles?
CaveDweller:
John Wayne Gacy didn't mind the anal sex so much in prison, he just hated when Bruce, his cell mate, wanted him to put the clown outfit on.
Generik:
There was a slight misunderstanding yesterday when former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop was asked in a press conference about the state of MENTAL health in America...
Reynard_T_Fox:
Do you see a huge, soulless, demonic clown face on Mars? NASA says, turn away from it NOW, grab a crucifix, hide in the basement, and rest assured that we have our Deary, Maine division working on the problem as we speak.
Lanzman:
The other clowns laughed at him, but Bobo saved a lot of money by making his own dentures out of abandoned Chiclets.
MadSigntist:
Taste the rainbow.
SunSinner:
Man, Anubis Warpus really CAN make a new man out of you!
Daleman:
Don't bother, I'm here.
Steve_Reeves:
Donald Trump gears up for his run as the Reform Party Candidate for President of the United States.
NurseNoir:
Tammy Faye Bakker's new line of cosmetics for spring reveals her softer, more subtle side.
DiscoBoy:
"Sure! I love the great taste of cirus-sized peanuts! What's that? You meant... Oh, uh, in that case, I'll pass. Sorry."
BlakHat1:
Now THAT'S a clever way to disguise the Mark of the Beast on your forehead!
robofreak:
"Here at the John Wayne Gacy school for clowning, we pride ourseslves in ways to attract 'clients.' This week, we learn about 'candy' teeth."
nashtbrutusandshort:
And in other news, a member of the British royal family appeared outside without makeup today for the first time since 1876. Now this.
Neoknight:
Sure, he said it was just a bunch of balloons, but parents knew the sign of the beast when they saw it. Needless to say, the career of Hades the Happy Clown was short.
LuvBJones:
... and lo, the sun became as sackcloth, and the moon became as Sparkles the Clown ...
Geier:
Pat Buchanan's latest attempt to prove he's not a soulless, maniacal demon from hell would have been ironically humorous if it wasn't so d@mn scary.
Suggs:
'Clowning is Glamorous' -brought to you by the American Mime Association.
Buffoon:
Damian the Clown here, reminding all you kids to brush well, and floss regularly!
Scypha:
Proof positive that Chicklets CAN be used for making dentures.
gowest:
Alan Hale in the afterlife.