bugwber: Minnesota Governor Ventura reaches out to children, the elderly and the criminally insane in his re-election campaign. |
Shandi: He either killed Jimmy Hoffa, knows who was on the Grassy Knoll, or kidnapped the Lindburg baby! |
Phibes: At last! A use for all those damned Chicklets those Tijuana street urchins sell! Dental implants on the cheap. |
Ash_Skywalker: When you know you've eaten one too many JellyBellies! |
144b: Got Skittles? |
CaveDweller: John Wayne Gacy didn't mind the anal sex so much in prison, he just hated when Bruce, his cell mate, wanted him to put the clown outfit on. |
Generik: There was a slight misunderstanding yesterday when former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop was asked in a press conference about the state of MENTAL health in America... |
Reynard_T_Fox: Do you see a huge, soulless, demonic clown face on Mars? NASA says, turn away from it NOW, grab a crucifix, hide in the basement, and rest assured that we have our Deary, Maine division working on the problem as we speak. |
Lanzman: The other clowns laughed at him, but Bobo saved a lot of money by making his own dentures out of abandoned Chiclets. |
MadSigntist: Taste the rainbow. |
SunSinner: Man, Anubis Warpus really CAN make a new man out of you! |
Daleman: Don't bother, I'm here. |
Steve_Reeves: Donald Trump gears up for his run as the Reform Party Candidate for President of the United States. |
NurseNoir: Tammy Faye Bakker's new line of cosmetics for spring reveals her softer, more subtle side. |
DiscoBoy: "Sure! I love the great taste of cirus-sized peanuts! What's that? You meant... Oh, uh, in that case, I'll pass. Sorry." |
BlakHat1: Now THAT'S a clever way to disguise the Mark of the Beast on your forehead! |
robofreak: "Here at the John Wayne Gacy school for clowning, we pride ourseslves in ways to attract 'clients.' This week, we learn about 'candy' teeth." |
nashtbrutusandshort: And in other news, a member of the British royal family appeared outside without makeup today for the first time since 1876. Now this. |
Neoknight: Sure, he said it was just a bunch of balloons, but parents knew the sign of the beast when they saw it. Needless to say, the career of Hades the Happy Clown was short. |
LuvBJones: ... and lo, the sun became as sackcloth, and the moon became as Sparkles the Clown ... |
Geier: Pat Buchanan's latest attempt to prove he's not a soulless, maniacal demon from hell would have been ironically humorous if it wasn't so d@mn scary. |
Suggs: 'Clowning is Glamorous' -brought to you by the American Mime Association. |
Buffoon: Damian the Clown here, reminding all you kids to brush well, and floss regularly! |
Scypha: Proof positive that Chicklets CAN be used for making dentures. |
gowest: Alan Hale in the afterlife. |
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