Agent_Moldy:
And thus, Jong Li never tried to get a free drink by greeting the bartender with "WWWAS-AAAAAAAAAAABIIII?!!!" again.
Buffoon:
Yeah, I've tried Moutai too.
144b:
It's a new mixed drink at Zalnick's. It's called an WMD. (Weapon of Mass Drunksion)
Steve_Reeves:
"So, Mr. Amelican Ferrow, you rike make joke about way I tawk? Here, twy Mai Tai Suplise, I make it speciar faw you! Come with flee twip to Emuhgency Loom!"
DiscoBoy:
"No, I said 'decaf'."
KINGDINOSAUR:
Now THAT is what I call a Tequila Sunrise!
questor:
The variant of the bartender's favorite "Sloe Satanic Screw"
Lanzman:
After years of research, Wang developed a faster, more efficient method of clearing the bar at closing time.
Generik:
"Yes, I guess you could say that's a curiously strong mint."
starkbalmy:
Be careful when you order anything "well done" at the Son of Godzilla Bar and Grill, especially the Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.
BlakHat1:
China's People's Health Administration insists this is the best way to disinfect your mouth after kissing someone who may be SARS-infected. However, they still haven't made up their minds on the cost-benefit ratio of indoor plumbing.
JurassicPork:
Japan's Great White Tribute Group began their six gin mill tour today...
Shandi:
Is this chili HOT, or is it just me?
WEIRD_1:
Well he does have a point dear. The new California law bans smoking in bars but I don't believe it says anything about breathing fire.
ArtMystery:
"I warned you not to ask for the Triple Phoenix Flambé!"
amycamus:
At the Li Po bar in San Francisco, a visiting member of the Boy Scouts of China attempts to earn his merit badge in Moutai drinking tricks, but fails once again by exhaling instead of inhaling.
HoneyT:
In the name of Tux, Rolaids, and Maalox, I accost thee, vile heartburn!
lil_amish_boy:
EXTREME Spit-take!!! To the MAX!!! Woooooooo!!! Yeah!!!!!
chilwil:
It wasn't until they realized that their "fire free" party vests were locally made that they began to scream and roll around on the floor.
Zee:
Just ate a huge pack of CHEE*TOS PAWS and belched.
enigk:
"Yoga flame!"
Jacksinn:
"Goodness, gracious, great bartenders o' fire!"
Daleman:
Bar tab for my seven drinking buddies and me:
$187.25 (plus tip)
Double shot of grain alcohol:
$6.50 (plus tip)
One Bic lighter:
$0.00 (borrowed from the bartender)
Beating the tab and stealing the prick bartenders lighter because I set off the fire sprinklers:
Priceless
Ash_Skywalker:
I hope they don't serve those things in Irish bars, otherwise I'm screwed this summer o_O;
Janx:
37 pieces of flair AND a pyro act? Meet Chotchkie's employee of the month!
nastinkers:
You should see when it comes out the other end!
Matteus:
The only true way to effectively stop the spread of SARS...
AAAron333:
And in that instant, the unfortunate busboy on the left made a quick but untimely ascension to Heaven.
UnReality:
After all his trouble, Chan was a little upset when all the Eye of Sauron asked of him was a girly drink in a coconut husk with a pink umbrella and to pass the beer nuts when he got a chance.
flavio:
"Ahh, welcome American patron. Allow me to make you one of my country's favorite cocktails. It's called A Fuzzy Nagasaki"
Nyssa23:
"Absolut Fire Hazard."