Agent_Moldy:
And now we know why the son of Batman is nicknamed
'Daddy's Li'l Squirt'...
144b:
If . . . Only. . . I Can. .
Reach. . My. . Utility. . . Belt!?!? Hey now!?
DiscoBoy:
Alfred's fantasies are finally revealed.
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Holy Hardcore! Can Batman escape from Catwoman's plutonium- powered penis pump and brutal butt plug torture device? Does he really want to? Or will Batman become just another Cat-ass-trophy? Tune in next week! Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel!"
WEIRD_1:
Trust me Robin, I had a hand in filling the squirt gun myself.
Steve_Reeves:
...ummmmm...well...ummmmmm...I must admit I am truly at a loss for words...ummmmmm..."Batman gets 'em cumming and going"?
Lanzman:
I'm not quite sure which Batgadget this is, but I *do* know that it's Robin's favorite.
Buffoon:
Batman was known to have a "short trigger." Of course, the cork up his ass didn't help the situation.
Generik:
"That's great, General Franks, now if you can just locate another 20,000 of these babies, we'll PROVE that Saddam had those weapons of mass destruction the president talked about!"
Nyssa23:
"Well, old chum, this is the most fiendish torture the Joker's ever devised! And yet somehow... strangely pleasurable."
ArtMystery:
"I'm a little squirt gun, short and stout; here is my handle, here is my spout... Wait, hang on, check out my handle again. And my trigger. Yeah, that's right. Squeeze that trigger. Slowly. And oh yeah, fill me up. Fill me all the way up, baby. Thaaaaat's right."
HoneyT:
Batman Bat-bitch Cocksucker! Sperm not included.
Shandi:
"Oh come on baby, pull my trigger -- you know you want to!! Did you like it, was it good for you too?"
Ash_Skywalker:
"Holy shit, Batman!"
chilwil:
Proctology For Dummies: Insert and Squeeze.
questor:
Ultimately, even Robin tired of the game "find the entrance to the 'Batcave.'"
Matteus:
"Spread 'em wider, Robin"
Motis:
Cums complete with BAT-O-WANG and BATPLUG as shown. BATteries not included. Refills from any convenient hoselike object. Collect the whole set: Tickle Me Robin, Strap-On Batgirl, Riddler Diddler Dildo, Dashboard Plug-In Jack-O-Matic Joker, Furry Roleplay Penguin Suit, Mr. Freeze Freezer Safe Ben Wa Balls, and Inflatable Latex Catwoman.
starkbalmy:
The good people of Gotham City knew it was time for Commissioner Gordon to retire when every single member of the police force was issued a brand-new service pistol, seen here, designed by Gordon himself.
DancingQueen:
"Press repeatedly for release of fluid."
abracadaver:
Next on Sick, Sad World... Batman gets *such* an enema...
lil_amish_boy:
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!"
amycamus:
Scene: The Newlywed Game. Voice: Bob Eubanks. "So, Robin, next question -- what will Batman say is the most unusual place you've ever made love?"
JurassicPork:
"Ouch. No wonder Batman's doubled over and his face is red..."
nastinkers:
Just one little squeeze and I get all wet!
Geier:
Help the Caped Crusader vomit forth justice onto evildoers near and far! Limited quantity in stock, so order soon! Only $3.29 plus $6.99 S+H.
UnReality:
"Quick! Slide down the Bat-pole, Robin!"
Beedo:
Sometimes, the images speak for themselves far better than any caption I could come up with. I mean, a pink-faced Batman bent over, a plug up his butt, and pulling on his groinal protuberance makes him spurt fluid. I just can't top that, even after almost eight years' capping experience.
flavio:
Mapplethorpe strikes again!
cisco3600:
I've got my finger on the trigger
love is in control
I've got my finger on the trigger
I ain't lettin' go
Daleman:
I really hope that there is not a Robin attachment.
Janx:
This little piece of Bat Merchandise is enough to make a boy wonder.