Agent_Moldy:
"I, King Lou Albano III, do hereby dub thee, 'Sir Hippie Von Gnarlytude'. Live long and prosper, wubba-wubba-wubba, Jane, stop this crazy thing. Now go, and sin no more."
DiscoBoy:
I don't get modern theater. Why can't they just do "Show Boat" or something?
Ash_Skywalker:
Yo-ho-ho, and way too many bottles of rum.....
Buffoon:
You don't EVEN want to know about this Poseidon's Adventures!
Steve_Reeves:
Norm Abrams christens Steve Thomas Royal Carpenter of the Seas while his wife Trixie and their children The Wicked Witch of the Northeast and Mr. Bulbous look on...
questor:
The Wal Mart knighting ceremony was the perfect way to start a NASCAR weekend.
Lanzman:
"Now go! And bring us back . . . a shrubbery!"
144b:
It's just like Sister Mary Peguin said. Since Vatican II, today's Holy Mass has gone straight down to the sh*thouse.
BlueOnBlack:
It's all Huzzahs and good times at the annual Joe Cocker Renaissance Faire...
Geier:
The Society For Creative Anachronism, West Virginia Chapter: Dubbin' Day.
Daleman:
'King' "Before you may continue your quest you must answer these questions three. First, does my girlfriend, errrr, I mean queen need to wear the eye patch?"
'Peon' "No."
'K' "Correct, does she usually wear swim fins?"
'P' "No."
'K' "Correct, are her breasts real?"
'P' "No. I mean YES! AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Motis:
A scene from the History Channel, circa 2075 AD:
"I, President-For-Life George 'Dubya' Bush, hereby dub thee Lord Cheney, Duke of Halliburton! Ride forth and make war on the Saracens... FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!"
lil_amish_boy:
It's Roger Corman's "Lord Of The Rings"!
HoneyT:
"I hereby dub thee Sir Vomit of Rainbeau."
Shandi:
"I now knight you Earl of Dunderhead, Knight of Idiocy and Duke of ... errr, what was that last title again?"
Humoriste:
"Once again, Poseidon proves that his *rod* is longer than anyone else's in the seven seas".
nastinkers:
Village People tryouts?
ABServo:
The declining days of King Vitaman
ArtMystery:
"In the Court of the Blind, the One-Eyed Woman is Queen for a Day. Johnny, let's tell her about the fabulous prizes she's won, shall we?"
Annakie7:
You must be this tall to ride the King Dinosaur ride.
starkbalmy:
The King had long ago sworn that he would never touch Sir RectoCranium with a ten-foot pole. Fortunately, he just happened to have an eleven-footer handy...
flavio:
Community theater afterlife
Zee:
The "Get Knighted By A Drunken Kevin Murphy While He's Dressed Like Jughead" seminar was an invitation-only event at the conventiocon.
Matteus:
The budget for this production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat was $5. Potiphar's wife there had to grab an outfit from her closet...
Janx:
The Pirates of Penzance Theater Company holds auditions for their rendition of Shakespeare's Hamlet vs Walker: Texas Ranger.
cisco3600:
President Bush held a press conference today to swear in members of his hand-picked interim Iraqi government.
HenryBemis:
If only we had a small, cigar-smoking dog puppet to sort this all out...
Goat:
I'm glad shooting has started on Jack Frost 2 (the Russo-Finnish one, NOT the killer snow man one).
Generik:
"...And the Lout spake, noting that knight had fallen, saying 'Arise, Sir Dyslexic! Go froth! Be fruit fly and multiple!' And lo, the sky was rent, and the moon became as sackcloth, and the Officers of the Court became as Rodeo Clowns..."