Agent_Moldy:
o/Here comes Peter Cottonhead
Wishing now that he was dead
Sucking gut sweat really ain't his bag...
"Fishing trip went really wrong
Wish I would-a brought my bong
Worst thing is this guy here is my dad..."o/
Steve_Reeves:
Dick Cheney to George Bush, "Ohhh yeah, thass good George! Who's yer Daddy? Who made you Da Prez? Go, Baby, go, Baby, go, Baby!"
144bunny:
A scene from the movie, "Dude, where's My Colonic?" Starring Frances Coleman, Connie Frances, Senior Wenches, Allen Wrenches. Woody Allen, Allen Funt, Niles Bogre, Anna Kanacornia, Mary Kay & Ashley Olsen, Glenn Ford, and Speedy the Ring Tailed Lemur!
DiscoBoy:
"Dammit, Jonah! We're tired of bailing you out after your crazy schemes! Now, go wash that whale sh*t off so we can go home."
BlueOnBlack:
Highlights from "GOP Lobbyists Gone Wild"...
Mr_Grant:
Avast me hearties! Tis it any wonder Peter Pan decided to never grow up?!
Lanzman:
Choosy mothers choose Jif . . . but these guys are taking peanut butter to a strange new place.
Generik:
Playing "Sinbad Says Kiss the Iron Nipples" is all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out.
abracadaver:
I would just like to state thast these guys are NOT representative of the majority of people in the Oatmeal Wrestling (OW) community. Most OW scenesters have way better fashion sense.
Shandi:
"Can I have spam, spam, spam spam, baked beans, spam, spam spam and spam?"
"No - the baked beans are off!"
"Ok, can I have spam in place of the baked beans then?"
IllegalityGirl:
Gluteus Maximus and his eunuch preside over the spit bucket at the annual International Overseas *PHPHPHHHHHHTHH* Competition.
WEIRD_1:
Steve Suggs of Appleton, WI. eats only belly-button lint. Here we see Steve trying to set the new Guiness record for the most lint eaten in 5 minutes, the man in the chair is Harry Guy having his lint removed, and the fellow standing on the bench is the judge from Guiness making sure the lint is swallowed, and counting the number of belly-buttons cleaned. Harry is number 466. Steve set a new record of 17,664 belly buttons cleaned, breaking his old record of 11,952.
lil_amish_boy:
Now! For the first time on video! "Klan boys gone WILD!!!" Buy your copy today!
HoneyT:
Children? Remember, Daddy's going to be doing some *ahem* "business" on his private yacht today... keep yourselves scarce.
starkbalmy:
"Hey! It DOES taste like chicken! Like big fat hairy pork-flavored chicken! With beans! Whaddaya know!"
Geier:
Few outside the Grand Wizard's inner circle have ever witnessed the KKK's most secret of ceremonies, the Baked Bean Baptism. Even fewer know that it inevitably involves someone tounging Treasurer Stan's belly button. And none have had the balls to ask why.
Motis:
Jimbo's How to Make Love to a Woman classes were very popular at the construction site where he worked. "Thet's reel good, Chester, reel good. Now, after ya git done playin' with them titties a good long while, it's tahm to work yer way down a leetle an' GO FER THE CLITORIS."
ABServo:
Richard Simmons really throws some wild fundraisers!
flavio:
I don't mean to question your integrity Mr. Roger Clinton but how was it possible to get a snake bite this far out to sea? And perhaps you and your friend have had enough Lowenbrau and baked beans for one day.
nastinkers:
The Iraqis test out their new Ultimate Weapon: Raspberry Blowing.
Laurie2K:
Ewww!! 'Colostomy bag fetish'... taken to a whole new level!
Zee:
Man, I thought I had it bad when my dad spanked me! At least he didn't use puke punishment!
Goat:
Bill still had to work out the patent on his "Enlarged belly button beer mug" invention, but he had high hopes.
ArtMystery:
"Whoa, there, sailor, whoa! I think you missed a little bit of salt pork there... that's right... right... THERE!! Uh huh! Oh yeah! Go get it, sailor!" "AHOY, matey!!!" "Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about."
questor:
Moments later Bubba's initial enthusiasm cooled when he realized that Toby's braces were snagged on his new nipple ring.
Daleman:
"Arrrrrrr, that be a good squid. You completed the first task of moping the bilge without the use of your hands and the second task of suckling the chef. Now you’re ready for the third and final task of removing all the barnacles from the hull with this roll or paper towels."
Amon:
I didn't realize that they had that much fun. Maybe I should rethink my decision about not joining the Ku Kux Klan...
HenryBemis:
Our Mythopoetic Retreat, Entry 17:
"As the group's facilitator, I'm proud to report a major breakthrough following Chuck Latham's rebirthing ritual. Though a bit reluctant at first to be doused in chum, simulating the postnatal effluvia of our entrance into this world, he did eagerly attach himself to the teat of the surrogate man-mother, our very own Ralph Nults, who afterwards commented to me in private that he now knows what it's like to be completely responsible for another human life. Earl Petry, on the other hand, remains distant, doing little else than mutter over and over again, 'I swear I thought it'd be more like that drinking scene from Jaws'..."