Agent_Moldy:
She'd thrown out the flippant remark as a way to quickly get Carrot Top out of her face. She never dreamed he'd remember it, let alone force her to uphold it. But the apocalypse had come and gone, and now Calista Flockhart was strapped with six kids and a husband she despised. So, girls, let this be a lesson. When a man you're not interested in hits on you, "Not unless you were the last man on Earth," might not be the response to go with.
144b:
We had no idea what we were smoking when we posed like this for our Christmas photo for the card?
DiscoBoy:
Another reunion tour for The Who? That doesn't surprise me, but what does surprise me is the fact that Insane Clown Posse is the opening act...
BlakHat1:
It's Uruguay's most disturbing children's program, the Juan Calavera Show!!
"BUENOS DIAS! CANTAMOS, amigitos!"
%Juan Calavera! Tequila Juan Calavera! Juan Calaveeeeera! Tequila Juan!%
"Julio! *hic!* Why you no sing, joven? Now you say Hello to my little friend!"
*screams*
*TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED*
Steve_Reeves:
"Bobby, I really don't like doing this!"
"Yeah, Sis, I don't either, but Mom and Dad think it's screamingly funny! At least this picture will do service for Halloween and International Clown Day! That way all we have to worry about is Christmas, New Years, Valentines Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Cinco De Mayo, 4th of July, Chinese New Year, National Potato Week..."
Lanzman:
Tommy and Susie had their revenge after their parents sent them to clown college instead of summer camp. In festive colors.
questor:
Perhaps the Crayola Holocaust Memorial was a bad idea.
BlueOnBlack:
Jean Paul Gaultier's latest runway show was a big hit with the fashion press...
Generik:
Looking through the family photo album, little Lyle and Erik Menendez recall much happier times in Bel-Air when they were younger, more carefree, and kept busy by hanging out with Heidi Fleiss and her pals.
joe678:
After losing three starters and four relievers to free agency and trades, the 2003 Braves decide to go with a skeleton squad plus a couple of clowns they picked up in the Title 51 draft.
tinaw:
Fun new Gummy Skeletons! For the circus freak in you!
JAUSTRALIS:
I hate clowns... but it's nice to see that all the colors of supermodels were represented.
IllegalityGirl:
You say dingos ate your baby? That's odd because babies ate my dingo...and my husband, and my grandma, and my sister...
Beedo:
I thought I was the sickest, most evil person on the planet. I was wrong. The person who composed this image is.
ArtMystery:
Jim Henson's Kidnapped By the Circus Babies take a few minutes backstage to relax with variety show host Red Skelton, his twin brother Carmine, and cousins Blue and Green Skelton. Minutes after this picture was taken, Topo Gigio burst out of little Dixie Clown's big red wig, and Seņor Wences offered Billy Bubbles a "hand." Hilarity ensued, naturally.
Motis:
Ladies and gentlemen, THE ROLLING STONES!
WEIRD_1:
What's in your closet?
amycamus:
"Spring is the mischief in me!" is the exciting theme of this year's catalog for the John Wayne Gacy spring collection.
ABServo:
The Grateful Dead's new lineup, featuring Carrot Top and Cree Summer, was doomed from the start.
nastinkers:
Funny, I only have skeletons in MY closet.
Humoriste:
Bozo bones Pippi -- Film at 11.
HoneyT:
WARNING: Generous portions of LSD sprinkled on Frosted Mini-Wheats may cause horrific hallucinatory images.
Forkboy:
John Wayne Gacy threw some wild parties in his day.
Matteus:
Ma and Pa said this was the only way to overcome our fears.
Nyssa23:
Scene from "Jim Henson's 'Fellini's 8 1/2' Babies"
lil_amish_boy:
"These super-hero action movies are just getting strange!"
wd40:
Don't clown around kids, always wear a condom.
Jacksinn:
"KISS on the same bill with the Grateful Dead? I don't believe it."
Daleman:
"Pppssstttt, check out the freaks in the clown outfits."
starkbalmy:
"Run away and join the Circus -- of Medicine!" "Taste the rainbow -- it's bone-tastic!" "The knee bone's connected to the funny bone!" "Free balloons for the kids with every injection!" Try as they might, the executives in charge of the ad campaign for Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey School of Anatomy, Podiatry and Pediatrics just couldn't seem to come up with a really catchy slogan.
Geier:
"This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both," proclaimed the Ghost of Christmas Present, "but most of all beware this boy."
"Uh huh," Scrooge replied tentatively. "And why are they dressed like clowns...?"
"BECAUSE THEY ARE!" thundered the petulant spirit. "Don't ask so many questions!"
"Oh, uh... of course," responded the frightened mortal. "It's just that I... I thought it might be important for me to understand..."
"IT DOESN'T MATTER! JUST BEWARE THEM, OKAY? BEWARE THE F*CK OUT OF THEM!"
Scrooge cowered. "As you say, spirit. I realize you show them to me for my own good."
The great shade grew more calm. "I am glad you understand, Ebenezer," it rumbled.
"But please, gentle messenger, answer just one question more...?"
The Ghost sighed, slowly shaking its leonine head as if pondering an age-old burden. "It's about the skeletons, isn't it?"
"Maybe." The mortal considered a few seconds more. "On second thought, never mind."
The apparition let forth a tremendous laugh and clapped Scrooge on the back. "Ha! A wise choice, Ebenezer Scrooge! There may be hope for you yet!"
"Thank you, spirit," responded the old man as they resumed their trek. He was more confused now than ever, but decided that in some instances, perhaps Ignorance wasn't as much to be feared as the alternative.
flavio:
"Jim Henson's John Wayne Gacy Babies!"
AAAron333:
Sarah and Billy's uncanny skills at creating balloon animals quickly garnered the attention of the faculty at Clown College. They were considered the 'Doogie Howser's' of the clown community.
GlitterRock:
Try all-new Skittles Skeletons today! Taste the marrow -- er, rainbow.
MSTzilla:
Michael Jackson's children get into his closet, only to find that he's bought the skeletal remains of the original Power Rangers.
cisco3600:
The Hallucinogenic-fueled colors of Benetton
HenryBemis:
I would like to take this time just to say...We live in fictitious times, people. Fictitious times! in which a fictitious photo containing a fictitious arrangement of fictitious components is fictitiously displayed for our fictitious scenarios and comments, all while the *real* fictors have ficturated on the fickin' fictititition of their own fictiliciousness!!! MR. GENERIK, WE DO NOT SUPPORT THIS GRAB!... Thank you.