Agent_Moldy:
.oO{One more bite and I get to stick my head between Bambi's breasts. But one more bite and I'll hurl! Eh well, she can always take a shower, later. Besides, by the time she even realizes what's happened, I'll be long gone.}
144b:
Fried Foods, Beer & Boobs.
Heaven or Hell, Take Your Pick.
Pass the salt.
DiscoBoy:
The women of the world plot their take-over by lacing the planet's entire supply of hot wings with arsenic on Super Bowl Sunday. It was so pitifully easy!
Buffoon:
.oO I think I'm done eating wings, but I'd like to nibble on a breast or two.
WEIRD_1:
Honest, I come to Hooters for the wings. You gals like to see what else I can stuff in my mouth?
Mr_Grant:
~More chicken, sir? ~Yes. I'll have... uh... a pair of breasts.
Lanzman:
.oO"Buffalo wings and beer, buffalo wings and beer, day after day, night after night . . . Man, who knew a guy could get sick of Hooters? I don't even care about the babes any more. One more buffalo wing and I think my colon will explode. And would it kill them to give me a basket of nachos once in a while? No, buffalo wings and beer. Stupid 'Man Show'. Stupid 'Lifetime at Hooters' contest. Stupid life."Oo.
questor:
Hank briefly contemplates the consequences of what his future holds if God is actually a chicken.
Steve_Reeves:
(1st Blonde) .oO Ewwwww! I just know he's gonna like spew all over the football field and stuff! Oo.
(Curly-haired girl) .oO Puke, you animal, puke! Oo.
(2nd Blonde) .oO Ewwwwww! I just know he's gonna...is that Bret Favre? He's so cute, I wonder if...Ya know, I really gotta do my hair tonight...This chick next to me is such a dweeb!...Ewwwwww! I just know he's gonna...
(Brunette) Hey, are those people capping us? Cool! I wonder how I can get into that!
Daleman:
He eats like John Madden and drinks like Howard Cosell. Mike had sportscaster written all over him.
Generik:
When the giant conglomerate that owned Hooters and KFC (among other things) bought the New York Jets, tight end Bernie Waskowiak realized, with a sinking feeling, that if he ever wanted to be in a Super Bowl, he'd have to buy the tickets himself.
amycamus:
.oO(D'oh! Why didn't *I* think of that! I mean, LOOK at her! Now SHE'S got the right idea, while here *I* am storing wings in my CHEEKS for the long winter ahead...)
Ash_Skywalker:
Wait, this is gonna' be on national news? Aww, SHEEET, I'm busted!"
Motis:
Still too shy to ask for the breasts and thighs he longs for, Biff orders his seventeenth plate of wings.
ABServo:
Another appetizer, Mr Goodman!
Matteus:
Here is proof that buffalo wings served by hot girls is just not fun unless you're drinking beer too... and some bleu cheese dressing wouldn't hurt.
starkbalmy:
Ernie figured that if he ate enough wings, sooner or later they'd have to give him a breast.
Nyssa23:
"Ray Liotta packs on the pounds for his new film about competitive eating, 'Raging Gullet.'"
HoneyT:
Charlie's breasts were close... I could just reach out and touch them if I wanted to...
UnReality:
Definitive proof: chicks dig a lardass.
nastinkers:
The cast of "Sleepwalkers" goes to Hooters.
NightTrain:
Oh my god! George Wendt and John Goodman have a son.
flavio:
"Lost Kid Department, acting supervisor Dahmer at your service"
Kota:
Wings, wings, wings.... is there NO breast meat for me to nibble on around here???
cisco3600:
"Lamb fries are made from what?"
BlueOnBlack:
John Goodman finds it hard to force down one more dropped celebrity reference at the annual Playboy Mansion cookout...
Geier:
Without Turturo's involvement, he wasn't at all certain of a favorable reception from the critics. But Goodman figured that with all the free hot wings he could eat from Craft Services AND the help of a bevy of buxom bimbettes, how bad could making "Barton Fink II: Electric Boogaloo" really be?
ArtMystery:
Suddenly, right in the middle of his feeding frenzy, Vince seized up and became motionless, wondering for minutes on end... "What if I'd ordered dark meat?"