Agent_Moldy:
"But that's not milk...*zzzzip* It's a Pepsi Twist! And I'm not a woman...*zzzzip* This is Bob 'Wet Nurse' Hope saying, 'Welcome to my USO special!' o/Thannnnnks for the mammaries...o/"
Indika:
oO(It's an OHHHHH-asis!)
Mr_Grant:
See adult video's most arid new star Betsy Bactrian, in the hot new XXX title "One Hump Or Two: The Story of Lady Oasis Of The Camels, the Dairy Queen Of The Desert."
Lanzman:
"Timmy, don't you think it's time you tried solid food?" "Mom, if it was good enough for the last eighteen years, it's good enough for the next eighteen years."
WEIRD_1:
Left side-tastes great
Right side-less filling
KINGDINOSAUR:
Kids used to set up a table on their front lawn to sell glasses of lemonade for a nickle. Nowadays if you're going to make it in the lemonade business it's all about packaging and marketing.
144b:
During trips to the desert. It's very important to drink lots of liquids.
DiscoBoy:
Mmmm... Mommy-Ade!
Steve_Reeves:
"So, like, my Plastic Surgeon told me my chest was too small to fit implants the size I wanted in, so, like, I told him to put 'em on the outside, OK? It'd be, like, OK if my dumbass boyfriend didn't keep lickin' the paint off 'em!"
Tumbler:
The City of Long Beach Business License Department, after an extensive and exhaustive study, has ruled, that despite it's life saving use in the Alps, the St Bernadette Model 23ee, will requires a vending license and may not be used on school property.
Generik:
"Yeah, I think I like the margarita better... wait, let me try the pina colada again, just to make sure... mmmmm... I don't know, the pina colada's pretty good too... mmmmm... better let me try some more of the margarita to make sure..."
Shandi:
"Sir, I do insist that you give me your car keys - you can't drink and drive too!"
HoneyT:
The Kool-Aid commercials your mother *doesn't* want you to see.
Nyssa23:
"That's nothing. Wait till you see where she keeps the chocolate milk."
Janx:
"Mos Eisley spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, counterbalanced by hot, young, lemonade-breasted women, eager to please the dehydrated Tatooine populace. We must be cautious...and a little thirsty."
starkbalmy:
.oO "I wonder if he notices that the left one is slightly bigger..." Oo.
nastinkers:
Playtex introduces a new option for lactating women: The ClearView Lactator!*
*Use only as directed.
Motis:
Public support and approval of genetic engineering was fairly low until 2025, when the death of Andrea Dworkin made it possible for researchers at Genentech to create women who lactate beer.
Matteus:
She's cornered the market on breastfeeding services.
Annakie7:
Heidi was such an ice princess that her nipples could keep dairy products at a steady 37 degrees fahrenheit, even on trips to the beach. Here we see another satisfied customer retrieving his potato salad. How is it? "MMMM!"
AAAron333:
I know what you're thinking. "Does she really NEED to call more attention to that outfit, by wearing that bright yellow scarf?" And I say YES, my friends! Accessorize, Accessorize, Accessorize!!!
chilwil:
But will she burp him afterwards?
ArtMystery:
"Yummy! Tits the breast drink I've had since we passed around the jugs last night! You could hear us hootering like a bunch of boobs all night!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
Tonya Harding "accidentally" releases her honeymoon video in a desperate attempt to get in the spotlight again.
Chebby:
Bringing new meaning to the phrase "Oasis in the desert."
flavio:
"And you say this is Folgers Decaffeinated? That's amazing. I will definitely buy this coffee"
Jacksinn:
After she grew tired of her high-profile life as an intergalactic planet-saver and notorious sex kitten, Barbarella settled down on a small, lightly-populated desert planet and spent the rest of her days as a simple hormone-laced soft drink vendor.
TyranosaurisRex:
Bob knew his job as a professional milk tester would have some fringe benefits, but this was beyond anything he had ever dreamed of.
Geier:
In an odd bit of serendipitous synchronicity, this situation happens to fit in precisely with the therapy prescribed by both of their respective psychiatrists.
Daleman:
Ever wonder what happened to the twin “fish tanks” from Delta house?