Agent_Moldy:
"Got Your Nose" had reached epidemic proportions. But Tessie and Millie would be victims, no more.
144b:
This is Gladys and Deloris Twitz. These sisters suffer from an odd and rare malformation called, Durantezum, in which their nostrils become three times their normal size during menopause. The Twitz sisters must wear these specially designed nose halters to prevent dust, dirt and small animals from being accidentally inhaled into their noses.
suggs:
Oh, hi there. We've brought you a nice hot dish. Now HAND OVER YOUR MONEY!!!
questor:
Add "threesomes" to the list of things you shouldn't bid for on Ebay.
DiscoBoy:
Michael and La Toya Jackson finally take their plastic surgeries one step too far.
Lanzman:
Sure, at first the cops just laughed, but after 57 Bingo games had been robbed in the space of two weeks they started to take the Balaclava Bandits seriously.
Steve_Reeves:
Protecting their identities, Ethel and Mamie go out on their appointed rounds as Bingo Woman and The Amazing Geriatric Whizzo aka THE BLUE-HAIRED AVENGERS!
Generik:
Zelda and Flora Mae were always known as the biggest fashion trend-setters in all of DeKalb County. Thus it was no surprise to see them sporting the latest in winter fashion gear, the Ski Mask Thong.
HoneyT:
Marge, when you told me you wanted to see me in a slingshot, I thought you meant...
Ash_Skywalker:
The elderly jump on the bandwagon of plastic surgery.
Nyssa23:
"Worst. Bank Robbers. Ever."
ABServo:
You know, Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers really ought to cool it with the plastic surgery!
flavio:
A duo of extremely happy ladies stands outside the Duncan Hines Concert Pavilion in downtown Akron, enjoying the complimentary thongs that are distributed to eager fans after each show by Englebert's entourage.
Motis:
Better aerodynamics, protection from hazardous road debris, and stylish good looks are just a few of the advantages of equipping your high performance racing spinster with a custom-fitted nose bra.
UpSky2:
Retired Circus Clowns' Makeup Hider
Chebby:
"Why yes, it *is* a Michael Jackson nose warmer!"
starkbalmy:
"Tell be de troot, Dladyt -- dud dit bake by node dook fat?"
ArtMystery:
Batman and Robin may not be the scourge of crime they once were, but they sure as hell keep the Gotham City Nursing Home and Sanitarium staff on their toes day and night, by gum!
devildoll:
"Ya know, them young gals was right! These thong things work pretty good, yah!, and they're comfterbal, too!! Made believers outta us, right, Ma??"
nastinkers:
Ladies, I REALLY don't think your panties were meant to be worn that way...
Geier:
Though Estelle's lumbago can be a bother and Martha's rheumatism acts up on occasion, these two self-appointed educators never pause in their intrepid trek across this great land of ours, bravely displaying their own misfortune in order to warn children in classrooms everywhere of the dangers that can unintentionally accompany "Got your nose!" gameplay with well-meaning but insufficiently cautious aunts and uncles.
AAaron333:
"Rather than have our stomachs stapled, ol' Doc Paulsen over in Edina, suggested that we might want to have our noses amputated instead. Said if we can't smell the food, we won't get as hungry, and the weight'll just start meltin' off. Ma's hopin' to be back in a bikini for the big 4th of July church social!"
TyranosaurisRex:
Kirk Douglas's mom (left) and friend model a pair of Kirk's bikini briefs that are currently on sale at Ebay.
Shandi:
(voiceover) Though it was popular for nose bobs in England, the "Nose Bra" never really caught on internationally.
cisco3600:
The greatest American heroes? Maybe. The Bush administration today announced the new joint heads of the department of homeland security. Ms. Barbara Stanswicki and Ms. Harmony Gurtz, better known by their super hero titles Batter Woman and Chicken Girl, have joined the fight against international terrorism and super villainy. Asked if they felt they would be able to effectively fulfill the duties of their new office, Batter Girl responded "Hey, we're super heroes, that's what we do. Ooooh, are those Krispy Kremes?" I know I'll sleep batter... uh, better.
Daleman:
Wearing burkas is no longer required for women in Afghanistan, however viewing women’s noses is still considered the height of erotica.