Agent_Moldy:
Taking a look at pageants past, just a few years ago, first runner-up Alanis Morrissette put up a valiant fight, but in the end, it was Linda Goldstein's platform of "If you can't pork the one you love, honey, pork the one you're with," that won her the title of Miss Irony, 1995.
Lanzman:
The sheer irony of a Zionist pork sausage company was too great a hurdle for even a half-naked spokesmodel to overcome.
Indika:
oO I only agreed to pose for this picture, 'cause they said that sausages were kosher. Oo
Buffoon:
Just in time for Hannukah! Snacks, entertainment, and the best damn-lookin' menorah you've ever seen! (and yes, the sausages are Kosher!)
UpSky2:
Too late... my time has come... sends a sausage down my spine
144b:
It's Nora Klausmekerlinger. Miss Zion Wienie Queen of 1956. She beat out 18 other girls and one sheep for the title of Miss Zion Wienie Queen.
DiscoBoy:
Miss Israel 1949 demonstrates what it feels like to live in a homeland surrounded by angry militant Arab nations. "It's just like being thrown to the wolves," she sighed.
Ash_Skywalker:
When the phrase "Slinging meat around" gets taken a little too literally.....
WEIRD_1:
So, Now do you believe I'm the Queen of the world?
questor:
See, not only are Jews the chosen people, they are the missing links too.
animebabe:
"Okay, folks.. the next entrant for Miss PETA USA is Margie..."
Generik:
While Elder Beacon's third wife Carol Ann was the prohibitive favorite for the title of Mrs. Utah National Park, there was a sizable contingent that supported Elder Osmond's fifth wife Claire, of Bryce Canyon, who had a certain rakish appeal due to a costume that consisted entirely of strategically-placed pork chops.
flavio:
What the beer goggles made me see.
amycamus:
Sure, the Taliban had been physically routed by the American bombing, but the final straw, adding insult to injury, was the new Hebrew National ad campaign running on billboards throughout Afghanistan.
IllegalityGirl:
I bet she drives the Wienermobile.
Nyssa23:
"There's no greater heartbreak than finding out your grandmother was once known as the Sausage Queen of Idaho."
BlakHat1:
Where did she hide Salami's Last Dance?
Matteus:
Traditional garb my ass!
ArtMystery:
Although the Ale and Quail Club and the Weenie King were essential components of Preston Sturges' screwball comedy "The Palm Beach Story," the scenes with the Weenie Queen ended up on the cutting room floor.
TyranosaurisRex:
"Jewish American Princess For A Day," a hopeful spin-off of the famous TV show "Queen For A Day," never made it past the pilot stage.
Janx:
This leaked shot, taken when she was young and needed the money, single-handedly sank Marion's campaign for the Presidency.
Chebby:
Perhaps this is the Zion Rush spoke of spending the night in just prior to a long, long while in Babylon.
HoneyT:
Moses is rolling on the floor laughing his ass off right now.
starkbalmy:
Just like laws and sausages, you're better off not seeing how supermodels are made.
nastinkers:
And you thought Mormons didn't have any fun. We have our annual "Zion Girl" pageant!
abracadaver:
This poor girl had to pratice saying "Eat my meat" for hours until she could say it without tittering.
Dairai:
"The Muse," by Doc Johnson
Annakie7:
Don't worry about mixing meat and milk with this dish, boys... just eat her up, she's all kosher! Rararar!
Geier:
Unfortunately, Zelda - self-proclaimed spokesperson for the "International Zionist Conspiracy" - failed to realize that the integration of large amounts of pork sausage into her costume would not ingratiate her with those she purported to represent.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Oh yeah. One Love, baby.
Daleman:
"Hey Abe Froman, looking for a good time?"
chilwil:
Miss Sausage Link, 1963... only in Fresno... (sigh).
Laurie2K:
Unlike Palestinians who of necessity must recycle, war bonds issued by Israel now arrive at the purchaser's home with a delightful bonus and a warning attached: Sorry no returns on the "Suicide Bomber Kit".
AAAron333:
Mrs. Abe Frohman... The Sausage Queen of Chicago!
cisco3600:
Release the hounds!
ABServo:
"The First United Church of Kensington put on an unusual Christmas pageant this year!"
Suggs:
Oh, you think you have it all now... a scantily clad woman and meat, but just wait until you two have been on the boardwalk for a few hours in the hot sun.