Generik:
It was a dirty crack made by the plumber's helper about his walking around pantsless and puking -- not to mention the photographs of the event by the plumber's helper's pal -- that finally sent Robin Williams to rehab.
Suggs:
Dude... how many times have I told you not to mix beer and circus peanuts.
jurassicpork:
"Yeah, sorry, Bongo. My butt crack has the same effect on my wife, too..."
Zoogicub:
"Dude, Robin William's kid throwing up? I am SO putting this up on Twitter!"
BlueOnBlack:
Chaz Bono is nearly inconsolable as the realization sets in that "cut-rate" sexual reassignment surgery in Malaysia probably wasn't the best idea...
nashtbrutusandshort:
"That's okay, Chum-Chum. I had the same reaction the first time I watched Glenn Beck, too."
Mr_Grant:
There there, Willow. Rogaine Joe The Plumber will make things all better.
KIPPAGE:
"Now Bobo, Apologize to the Nice Photographer that You just knocked out of the 4th Story Window ..!!!"
AAAron333:
The Orangutan obviously OD' on "crack."
scypha:
"There there, Bonzo... You should know by now that you can NOT handle more than three Banana Vodka shots in one sitting! However, I was impressed that you were able to do seven of them this time around..."
Seltaeb:
Some species are more adverse to plumber's crack than others...
BuckFifty:
Awww, Robin Williams and his Dad...
bugwber:
Jeremy Piven (seen here, right) is "visibly upset" at the sight of his companion's ass-crack, but blamed it on the sushi.
WEIRD_1:
That will teach you not to mix your drinks.
keogh:
"Up against the wall, mother-fucker! What is this, a dime bag?"
"Oook-eek-eek-ah."
"Right, for a friend. I've seen what your junk does to kids..."
"Bill? I think that's a monkey."
>BLAM<
"Not any more."
"Jesus, Bill! What do we tell people?!"
"You keep your goddamn mouth shut!"
Tumbler:
umm... what was called that had the ring of 'Acorn'?; out of work?; 'money grubbing bastards'?; Oh, what was that called for the Grand Olde Party? "Cheer-ups?"
Tumbler:
Doctors do not plan to remove all the pellets from Whittington's body. Cheyney, a long time green advocate, vomits in protest.
Lanzman:
Buttcrack for Bonzo?
Amon:
Damn paparazzi! They're everywhere!
da_upstart:
"Had too much Brass Monkey, Bubbles?..."
Daleman:
Monkey in a tee shirt?
Naaaa, too easy.
Puke on the wall?
Gross.
Photographer with a bad haircut?
Not a standout.
Butt crack?
Nope, been done too many times.
Hmmm, what to cap? What to cap?
OH! I know!
Hey pal, did you get a free bowl of soup with those shoes?
Steve_Reeves:
Proving conclusively that even European owners of alcoholic apes can be afflicted with plumber's butt.
nbutlerdidit:
Cornelius took the news of Zira's latest affair hard, but fortunately Taylor was there for him once again.
flavio:
I told you Roddy McDowell's acting was bad and well, you just should have looked the other way for Heston/ Dr. Zira kiss scene.
Racerex:
Actually, Koko had been clean and sober for about 5 years before he started hanging out with Richard Dawkins.
Agent_Moldy:
"Okay, now pick up a handful and hurl it at the a**hole taking your picture. What? Whatta you mean, you don't want to? You gonna let that gibbon show you up? Huh? Thought not.
Hey, and while you're at it, my ass could use a good spacklin'. Be a pal and stuff a little of that down my pants, would ya? That oughta fix it."
ArchHallJr:
"Come on, Clyde. We've got refrigerators to repair."
Philo Beddoe - The Early Years
YibbleGuy:
"It's okay ... we *all* did that when we saw Tim Burton's remake of 'Planet of the Apes' ...."