Racerex:
"Yessiree, people of Earth, there are thousands of jobs available in the Alpha Centauri system. We need skilled and unskilled laboreres. Just sign here and reserve a bunk on the next starship out. This can change your life!"
bugwber:
I don't wanna say which three... but I think some of our much-beloved Cappers had a bit too much fun at the last Cap-Fest.
Daleman:
DICK CHENEY IN 2012!!!!
Woooo HOOOOOOO!!!!
Lanzman:
Auctioning off their dignity, one small piece at a time.
scypha:
"Come to Crazy Carl's Badge City! We have all of your badge needs! We have flair badges, huge ribbons, and even ones for you hat! And if you are the 10th customer today, I will give you my first daughter's virginity! That's why they call me Crazy Carl! Come on down today!"
Generik:
Now that Senator Ensign and Governor Sanford have been eliminated as presidential contenders in 2012, the only viable candidates left are Sarah Palin and these guys. I'm going with the one on the right, myself.
Suggs:
And we promise to only have affairs in the good ole' USA!
Steve_Reeves:
Peter Coyote partying hearty with the ghosts of Harry Caray and Georgel Gobel.
jurassicpork:
Band Fail #78: The Livestock Auctioneer Rappers.
flavio:
Fox News!
KIPPAGE:
"Scotty .. WhatDidYou .. Beam .. UsDown ..into ..???"
Mr_Grant:
Year 2018- The senior leadership conference of the Monster Raving Loony Republican Party meets.
cambria36:
Welcome to the national convention of the "Too F**kin' Dumb to Cap" Club.
Beedo:
...and furthermore, we will mint a 99-pence coin, to eliminate the need for pennies! (Outstanding! More free coverage for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party! Yes, gang, I not only know these people, I belong to this political party, and am known as Darth Bargepole, Shadow Minister of Imperial Policy, Relaxation Massage, and Jedi Elimination. Seriously.)
BlueOnBlack:
And further proving that we now live in a "global community", the Wheatbasket, PA entrants for "Upperclass Twit of the Year" thank the townsfolk for all their support as they embark for the finals in Islington...
Amon:
Steve puts on a brave show, despite the serious leg wound that wouldn't stop bleeding, no matter how much he drank.
UpSky2:
That's funny... Where's the clown in the street that stands seven foot two-oo-oo-ooh?
Tumbler:
Rob Zombie's - 'The Devil's Rejects 2 - The Quickening'
Geier:
The Midwest's answer to The Village People, "The Townsfolk", were less energetic, less multicultural, less entertaining, and (let's face it) WAY less gay. But they did have cool hats.
InsideOutMan:
*E_B_A opens door*
"Howdy, there pardner. Your friends thought you might need some cheering up."
*E_B_A closes door*
AAAron333:
Hey everyone!!! Guess who's not gettin any tonight!
nashtbrutusandshort:
I'm afraid that I just don't understand polka culture. "Wax the zeppelin! Step right up! One dollah buys you a chance to wax the zeppelin! It's gas-filled! It's rigid! It needs waxing! Put down that tuba, step right up and...wax the zeppelin!"
UnReality:
Will the real Doctor Strange please step forward?
Agent_Moldy:
"And nowwww, the winner of the 'Biggest Hat, Smallest Penis Contest' IS...!"
Buffoon:
"More 'Flare'??? Hell, we got 'Flare' up the ass over here!"