Lanzman:
Buffy discovers all too late that those Japanese hentai tentacle-rape "cartoons" are actually documentaries.
Racerex:
"Well, lady, if it wasn't for the fact that this glob of ice hanging from your air-conditioner appears to possess a rudimentarty intelligence, I'd say you had a problem with your thermostat. But now I really can't be sure."
bugwber:
"Christo! I know you're bored but wrapping my ice cubes is a bit far!"
Generik:
"And this is supposed to enhance my pleasure HOW, exactly?"
Tumbler:
"Mr. Limbaugh? The price of the wax needed is going to be at least $6000 and then there's the crew, plus labor."
"Well, be sure to apply the wax liberally, missy. heh heh."
cambria36:
Frigid bitch taking a shower.
KIPPAGE:
H.R.Geigering in the Shower.
nashtbrutusandshort:
The weirdest thing about *The Amazing Colossal Sid and Nancy* is how the director shamelessly tries to pass off what is clearly a disused airplane hangar as "The Chelsea Hotel."
chilwil:
Pan down! Pan down!
keogh:
They say talking to them helps plants to grow, but when Cynthia did it with her uncooperative cactus it has to be said the relationship turned cold.
Geier:
I don't care HOW f*cking virginal she is...! It's bad enough that she lures all those unicorns for the hunters. But then to actually display their horns on her wall as trophies...?!!?
WEIRD_1:
When Cotton Candy Attacks
Steve_Reeves:
Cthulhu, honey, we need to talk...
da_upstart:
The Cilium Cell Ticker Shower 5000??
Amon:
"I have to figure out a way to get past this trap, and get out of YingYang's house!"
Daleman:
Is it wrong to be turned on by this photo?
Agent_Moldy:
"Oh Abominable Snowman, how I long to be your flea..."
AAAron333:
How is THIS supposed to help add body to my hair??? I need to quit watching QVC while drunk.
JMShearer:
oO( Tentacles? Is this Japan? )
UpSky2:
.oO Hmmm... do I want CARROTS, today, or shall I stick to PARSNIPS?? Oo.