Generik:
"Mile High Clubbers, you may now commence doing it for liberty, freedom and the tired, huddled masses. Over."
Racerex:
Hey, the Republicans had a RIGHT to get angry after they discovered that Air Force One was making unscheduled trips to France for Dijon mustard!
flavio:
This week on Punk'd, Ashton gets NYC but good!
Suggs:
Ummmmmmm.... that's not LAX. Are you sure you're reading that thing right?
Daleman:
Fun Fact #315: Obama loves buzzing lower Manhattan causing panic in New Yorkers for not supporting him well enough in the election.
KIPPAGE:
Little Known to anyone except the inside few, Air Force One is actually powered by a machine of Extraterrestrial origin, and can stay aloft indefinately. The Jet engine sounds are added to make the Deception Credible.
Steve_Reeves:
Mr. President, sir, are you sure it was a good idea to let Mr. Biden fly the plane?
WEIRD_1:
Little did the White House know that Cappers had access to top secret pictures.
And they are grand masters at Photoshop too!
ArchHallJr:
"I can see your house from here!"
keogh:
"Goose-Man, pass me another beer. Don't spill...dude, these are patent-leather seats. Hang on, my cell's ringing. Cheezeit, it's the prez! Spookster, Whack, everybody shut up!"
(beep)
"B-Man! What up, dawg?"
Tumbler:
"It's my turn to drive Malia."
"Is not."
"But you can't get to drive AND hold Bo... it's not fair."
"Hush up Sasha."
Zoogicub:
"I can see up your exhaust port!"
Mr_Grant:
"I CAN SEE MY RESIGNATION LETTER FROM HERE!"
scypha:
Worst place for Air Force One to dump their waste material over! Let's hope Barack wasn't eating tacos and burritos earlier.
Jurassicpork:
Air Force One, circa 2008:
"See, Mr. President? The Statue of Liberty's head is still on. Don't believe what you saw in CLOVERFIELD."
Reynard:
Totally worth it.
Lanzman:
Jet Fuel: $65,000
Crew Salaries: $445,000
Airplane: $135,000,000
Scaring the Living Crap out of a Major Metropolis: Priceless
da_upstart:
Obama flies low over the Statue of Liberty and empties the toilet release chute
Agent_Moldy:
[Statue of Liberty]
"Hey! President Obama! Down here! Hey! HEY! Yoo-hoo!"
cambria36:
"Duck, bitch."
Amon:
"You Maniacs! You blew $320,000! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Loodvig:
(bumper sticker on tail)
*WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY*
bosko:
National Lampoon's New York Fly Over
Yep! The Griswolds are back!
Ace Rimmer:
Mrs. Obama stops to get her nails done.