Racerex:
When they're not driving to market, Olaf rents his wife out to ferry companies as a "balancer," depending on which side of the boat is too light.
Lanzman:
This remake of "Stroker Ace" is just sad.
bugwber:
Can't afford to repair your primary mode of transportation? Hire a Hausfrau! New! From Ronco! (Shipping and marmelade not included - don't ask.)
Generik:
Well, how would YOU suggest delivering a Deere John letter?
Suggs:
See! Parts of Waterworld CAN have a real effect on real people.
WEIRD_1:
If you take your 3 wheeled tractor to church, You might be a redneck.
Amon:
"Ifn's I don't have mah hand sittin' rot hee-uh lok this, mah tractor will fall ovuh! Hyuck!
Steve_Reeves:
Proving once again that it is possible to balance marriage and a family business.
jurassicpork:
The Straight Talk Express by Super Tuesday.
KIPPAGE:
"Howwwwdy Folks, Yep, Yew Guessed it, Wurr Mason's frum the Appalachin's, and We use this H'yere Three wheeled wonder ta paint our Symbolic Symbols all over th' place. Martha back Thar balances th' rig so's the paint machine c'n do its thang up frunt!"
cambria36:
Sometimes Bulgarians travel on a wing and a fat prayer.
nastinkers:
Yep, we call this 'ole gal Tri-Pod. Marge here has to stand on the back corner so's we don't tip over. Heh, funny, I met Marge when she was standing on a corner...
keogh:
"Did you leave the iron on?"
"No."
"The dog. You fed him?"
"Yep."
"Maybe you forget to lock the side door?"
"No, that's not it..."
Agent_Moldy:
When he turns around, he can see the belly of the great whitewall.
scypha:
"OK, Martha! Now lean WAY over to the right! We're about to pull into Wal-mart for some boxed wine and some chawin' tobacco."
chilwil:
They don't call it Hungary for nothin'!
bosko:
"One way or another, we're going to our honeymoon."
Daleman:
Miss Counterbalance 1941
Tumbler:
4th in a series by Rick Case Honda - "No, just wave at Olaf. NO! Don't wave at his fiance. He gets so jealous about losing her... his beloved Ballastia."
IMissMST3K:
Elmer always knew that his wife was a "third wheel" in his dating exploits, he just never realized how beneficial that title could be...
Ace Rimmer:
I'll take $600 for the tractor and throw in the wife for free.