bugwber:
"It's all about YOU wall... YOU! Man, I LOVED you in that Pink Floyd movie, you know? Oh, and that work you did in China?... Far out, dude." Bobby was later shot by the woman with the pointy elbow.
Lanzman:
You know the problem with nudist clubs? No quality control.
Generik:
"Remind me again -- how many fingers am I supposed to poke into the socket to get my head to light up like a disco ball? I can never remember from the last three times I tried it."
ArchHallJr:
"Word to your meth dealer."
flavio:
This is dedicated to my one true love - THE LADIES!
Suggs:
For the last time- I am NOT mixing Flight of the Bumblebees with Break Ya Neck! Now sit down, Ma, before I have you 86'ed!
WEIRD_1:
Pick any finger and pull!
Beedo:
If Floyd Pepper from The Electric Mayhem was a real human.
KIPPAGE:
"Last night I drank a bottle of gold paint by mistake ..!"
"How do you feel today ..?"
"Gildy ..!"
keogh:
Sylar's brother electrocuted himself trying to taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Racerex:
For the Grateful Dead fan who has everything -- a hologram of Pigpen McKernan delivering his last will and testament.
cambria36:
His crystal ball is in his diapers.
IMissMST3K:
To save money, Trader Joe's cut back on uniforms and extended hours to include "spinning tunes" and sampling 2-Buck Chuck.
bosko:
"Don't laugh. I just got back from church."
Amon:
Cletus is one of the most in-demand DJ's in Alabama. His disco ball and reel-to-reel music machine explain why.
Agent_Moldy:
Hair like Russell Brand's?
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WANT
da_upstart:
Rare shot of Sonny Bono accomplishing the wet double finger in the wall socket trick.
Zoogicub:
"Over here I thought of knocking out this partition and putting in a breakfast nook using some redwood oak I found for a bargain... but I lost interest when I toked up."
Steve_Reeves:
Electric Boogaloo is about to take on a whole new meaning for this guy...
UpSky2:
Wichovia will give you $ 25 to refer a friend!
Daleman:
So Big Willie says his last words "Hey Dudes, check this out" and dove into the quarry. And *that's* how I became the trailer parks most eligible bachelor.
jurassicpork:
Then suddenly in the middle of the orgy, Weasel began channeling the spirit of Manny Ramirez.
scypha:
"You... Mr. Outlet... are the MOST interesting conversationalist! I have told you EVERYTHING about me for the past three hours, and you just listened without bitching at me... like my ex-wife always did!"
AAAron333:
It's a great day...for me to whup somebody's ass!!!