bugwber:
Years later, that orange jumpsuit became a symbol to all Argentine people of the sacrifices Pedro made when he fed his daughter to the death pidgeons of Buenos Aries, thus freeing all children of this horrible fate for generations to come.
Generik:
"Look, you just bop 'em in the head, pluck 'em and toss 'em in the deep fryer. Nobody will know they're not chicken. We'll make millions!"
Suggs:
Just keep feeding them, and don't worry, your father is a crack shop and he promises to aim for the pigeons... besides you're wearing special hunting pants.
Amon:
As God as my witness, I didn't know Cornish game hens could fly.
WEIRD_1:
Daddy...
Why did you put bread crumbs in my pockets?
KIPPAGE:
"Is this the one that Flew off with Yer Chihuahua ..???"
cambria36:
Before chewing, make sure the gum ball is free of pecker-tracks.
UpSky2:
Subtlest way to murder his daughter ever, the fiend. Pigeons can transmit to human beings:
1. Mononucleosis/psittacosis.
Histoplasmosis (causes blindness in worst cases).
Bird flew.... away, thank goodness, I was almost done holding my breath.
Steve_Reeves:
OK, Consuela, hole berry steel. When de bird begin to eat de food out off joor han, I'll snap ees neck.
The Arroz Con Pollo is gonna be especially good tonight!
Agent_Moldy:
Excerpt from "Yes, I'm Mental, Are You Really Surprised?":
Prison orange jumpsuit, knee-deep in pigeon scat, bird clawing at me while I tried to hold it so Dad could feed it. Man, the weekends my Dad had visitation rights with me ROCKED!
Racerex:
The Bollywood remake of "The Birds" lacks a certain .... tension.
ArchHallJr:
"OK, honey. Now you're ready to give the pigeons the Ex-Lax."
Zoogicub:
Ah, the delightful "Waltz of the Pigeons" dance number from Lolita...
Mr_Grant:
Raised. By. PIGEONS!
Ace Rimmer:
See what happens when you over feed them?
cambria36:
Here, kid. You take the seeds; I'm tired of getting of getting bird shit on my jacket.
Lanzman:
"Fly, my pretties! Fly! Kill! KILL!!"
Accountant From Hell:
After Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the Oompa Loompas fell on hard times.