bugwber:
"Mom? Yes, I'm still on Spring Break. Look, I ran out of money and had to get creative. Long-story short - I'm not welcome anymore at a few kids' pizza restaurants and drag bars in town. I'm walking to Western Union right now..."
Daleman:
What amazes me is that his globes are 3/4 empty and the parade has only just begun.
Generik:
I don't care if they ARE two for a quarter, I am not interested in his gumballs!
BlueOnBlack:
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame seriously reconsiders Twisted Sister's nomination...
Suggs:
No... you're going to need to pick me up... nope... I'm still 45 cents short of bus fare... yeah, I thought it would work too.
KIPPAGE:
Boy George Makes His Comeback...
cambria36:
Before chewing, make sure the gum ball is free of pecker-tracks.
Agent_Moldy:
o/ Who can take a fright wig
Sprinkle it with ick?
Offer you some 'goodies'
Guaranteed to make you sick?
The candy -- *BLARRRRF* o/
nashtbrutusandshort:
I'll confess that I understand neither the surgery nor the lifestyle choice, but if this is what it took for Tom Servo to find happiness and fulfillment, who am I to judge, huh? Who am I to judge?
keogh:
"Phil, you're fading out. I have to call you back. What? No, I can't talk louder without disturbing the people around me."
Racerex:
"No way, Marty. I will NOT do a Geico commecial. Yes, Marty, I know you've been a good agent, but I won't throw my reputation in the can just for any old gig."
Geier:
Hmmm, it's always problematical when they introduce a whole new alien race in a Star Trek movie...
Zoogicub:
Thank god, I'm all out of quarters.
nbutlerdidit:
Outfit by Dale Bozzio, hair by Frampton Comes Alive of Hollywood.
Lanzman:
"Ma? It's me. Look, the selling-candy-to-kids thing isn't working out. Can I move back home?"
jurassicpork:
These two special winning gumballs are considerably easier to get than the others.
Amon:
Just in case you were wondering what happened to the Tom Servo puppet after MST3K went off the air...
Seltaeb:
Don't ask why the gumballs are salty...
WEIRD_1:
Ewww!
This gum has hair on it!
AAAron333:
Hard times have befallen Dee Snyder, as he is shown here trying to raise funds for the latest Twisted Sister Reunion Tour. "We're Not Gonna Take It" INDEED!!
scypha:
Oh geez... I hope that guys on the phone with his gumball supplier. He's the Fire Island gumball machine, and he's about to run out of gumballs!
da_upstart:
The new season of Howard Stern kicks off.
Steve_Reeves:
Take a number. I dare you.
Ragbot:
"...THANKS FOR THE GUMBALL!..."
Beedo:
Really, folks, would a vigorous eugenics program REALLY be that bad?
Ace Rimmer:
Hi mom.
Yeah, I'm at the park now.
No mom, I fed the cats this morning.
What?
Yes, I put on sun block.
Huh?
Yes, there too.