Racerex:
A new staging of Harold Pinter's lost play, "The Fall of Adam," has replaced the Early Bird Dinner Special as THE place to be on Tuesday afternoons at the Key West Retirement Complex.
Daleman:
"Mabel was right, the music is horrible but the stage productions are enthralling."
bugwber:
The Elmhurst, Virginia Rotary Club was in for a treat the night the local nudist colony presented "The Crucible" at their monthly meeting and pot-luck dinner.
Lanzman:
"I don't understand. I thought it was bingo night?"
Generik:
"I don't think they're doing it right. Bertha, you and Floyd get up there and show those kids how to do a proper Naked Electric Booglaoo. And make sure Floyd secures his colostomy bag before you get to the slide part."
JediClone:
"Me Dinner Theatre! You Jane!"
The Abominable Dr. Phibes:
Cardiac arrest score: nudists: 10; old farts: 0.
Steve_Reeves:
Sarah and Todd Palin have resorted to some really unusual ways of getting political donations but this is just too much...
amycamus:
Tragedy tonight as 11 die during Penobscot Golden Age Senior Center production of "Hair."
scypha:
Whoever thought it would be an "excellent idea" for Tarzan and Jane to do their "mating ritual" in front of the residents of the Shady Acres Retirement Home... was a Freaking Genius!!! Do you know how much Viagra was given out that night?!?
cambria36:
The Annual Nude-Dancing-Contest-With-One-Dancer-Wearing-A-Life-Jacket Constest was held today at the Kirkwood Senior Citizen Center.
Amon:
Andy Travis and Bailey Quarters as Fred Flinstone and Ann Margrock. Tonight, on YSMT.
Suggs:
So Marge, was I wrong about the Golly Green 'Giant', or what?
WEIRD_1:
It's about time the home hired someone to remind us how to have sex!
ArchHallJr:
Marge had no idea that her Port-induced urge to scream "Take it off!" would be taken so seriously.
BlueOnBlack:
...Leaving the dumbfounded audience to wonder: why didn't George & Laura just write books or go on the lecture circuit?
Agent_Moldy:
"My word, Gladys, can ya believe it? He's wearin' feathers after Labor Day!"
"Oh yahh, it's a shame, to be sure, that one."
Tumbler:
"pssst Myrtle, I must say, you Methodists sure know how to put on a Passion play."
da_upstart:
We now interrupt tonight's BINGO session to bring you Jeff Foxworthy's rendition of Adam & Eve.
bosko:
The senior citizen home didn't know what to think of the "On Golden Pond" dance interpretation.