Racerex:
Thanks to his negligence in locking the door, the Enterprise crew finally discovered why Security Chief Rodriguez spent so much time on the Holodeck.
Daleman:
Sickest mother/daughter act ever.
bugwber:
Woman: o/` "Disturbia!"
Man: "I told you to quit singing that Rhianna shit!"
Girl: "Daddy, she's singing about your nipples!"
Lanzman:
With both Brittany and Madonna under the spell of his magic remote control, Seymour was all set for the fantasy weekend he's always wanted.
Generik:
Remote Control Slut Wife comes complete with Remote Control Unmanageable Kid From A Previous Marriage at no extra cost.
flavio:
This week on a very special "Everybody Loves K-Fed", Brittany and Mini Madonna try to distract Kevin so he can't write down the number of the Mini Mall Divorce Lawyers.
WEIRD_1:
Of all my trophy's I like the new one the best.
scypha:
Clem LOVED his new "Reality Remote Control." With just a few button pushes, he got his extremely fat wife to look like Britany Spears, his cross-dressing son to look like Yoko Ono, and an erection that would last for weeks.
Agent_Moldy:
Jim Henson's Madonna Baby watches as Britney Spears sniffs her pits in an attempt to woo potential husband #3.
Amon:
"Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to watch Cops. I'm s'posed to on tonight!"
Suggs:
And I was impressed with my RC R2-D2.
cambria36:
Family auditions for American Idol gave us this highlight song titled, "F**k the recession... I don't eat much anyway."
BlueOnBlack:
The sorry state of the economy has resulted in "discount" strip joints in some communities...
UpSky2:
"Young Einstein" is your *sister*?!
Steve_Reeves:
Interview With A Vampire - The Musical wasn't quite the resounding success the film industry had hoped. Maybe casting Britney Spears in the Brad Pitt role had something to do with that.