bugwber:
"Thriller" the Broadway Musical held auditions, but unusually enough, only those in County Lock-Up showed up. The Warden figured that was punishment enough.
Daleman:
Charles Manson and his fellow inmates proudly present Michael Jackson's "Thriller."
Lanzman:
"I gotta be meeeeeeeeeee! I gotta be meeeee!"
Racerex:
Contrary to popular belief, Gollum did not die on Mount Doom. He's actually alive and well, and teaching aerobics in Hong Kong.
Amon:
Jack Nicholson's rendition of the Joker underwent numerous variations before the final result was settled upon.
WEIRD_1:
Did I ever tell you about this one time at band camp?
Generik:
But it's the pelvic thru-uuuust... that really puts you away-yay-yay-yay for twenty-five to life...
Suggs:
Who wants Skittles!
Abominable Dr. Phibes:
Bubba "Bonebag" Smith never saw the shank coming...
jurassicpork:
Jack Nicholson career lowlight: Doing an ill-conceived USO tour for the inmates at Gitmo.
BuckFifty:
Mom??!? Shit... I didn't know I was Chinese...
Zoogicub:
Charro has really let herself go.
scypha:
Jack Nicholson tries to revive his Joker character in a Philipino prison. Too bad the only outfit from wardrobe they had was that of a Latina hooker from Tiajuana.
Steve_Reeves:
Prabababoolagan Thuygoolababababagalagan does her version of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" using extras culled from Thailand's state prison system.
da_upstart:
Richard Simmons' Thriller?
Agent_Moldy:
o/ Is your William Hung low?
Does he shake it to and fro?
Is he dressed up like a girl?
Does he make you wanna hurl?
Can he dance to MJ's "Thriller"
out amongst a bunch of killers?
Is your William Hung low? o/
tinaw:
Fox River Correctional Facility's production of "Thriller"
Ace Rimmer:
None of the other prisoners wanted a "date" with Phillipe because of his constant droning on during sex about how he was the Secretary of State in his country but all he could do here was drive a cab.
UnReality:
"Oh boys! Wanna put your Big Trouble in my Little China?!"
Tumbler:
Warden Fernando, always led 'his boys', as he liked to call them, in morning calesthenics.