bugwber:
"Matt Lauer!!! Come out of that studio Matt Lauer!!! I have your fifth grade diary and I'm not afraid to use it!!!"
Daleman:
BEHOLD!
Commandments 11 through 117 and yes number 41 does say that no woman can deny sex from any guy in a dress.
Generik:
"Behold! The Grout of Turin!!"
flavio:
"I'm gettin' too old fer this shit!"
JediClone:
Tales Of Beedle The Buffoon
nashtbrutusandshort:
"The power of Rorschach compels you!"
"Aiieeee! The CBS logo!"
*demon runs off screaming*
Racerex:
As a result of that embarrasing display, that was the last time the Justice League allowed the public to attend their super-hero auditions.
nbutlerdidit:
"I gave birth to a BOOK?!!"
BuckFifty:
Big deal. Everytime I shit on a piece of parchement I think it looks like Uranus too.
Mr_Grant:
WHO'S BEEN READING MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!???
Steve_Reeves:
Patrel Mustapha-Bin-Mustapha reacts to finding himself awakened from a deep slumber in the middle of Times Square.
"Allah Be Praised! This isn't the Crazy Loquat Club! Where are my nephews? They've pulled another of their crazy pranks! I will kill them until they are dead!"
JoeCrow:
No one thought he would take
"You can wipe your ass with that shroud of Torin" so literally
cambria36:
Lots of people need a T.V. Guide when they take a dump, but this guy can only shit when staring at his "Shroud of Turin" photo.
Suggs:
BEHOLD!!! Coupons for 10% any foot long with a free 20 ounce soda!!!
Agent_Moldy:
Then one day, Sean Penn just completely lost it:
"See?? SEE?!?! Those photographers DID steal my soul! And I've got the proof RIGHT HERE!!!"
Zoogicub:
Bobcat Goldthwait performs his new one man Fiddler on the Roof to sold-out audiences in Yugoslavia.
Amon:
The paparazzi have finally pushed Sean Penn over the edge.
UpSky2:
"Save me from Maxipadillion!"
WEIRD_1:
Now can you guess the next thing I'll pull out of my ass?
Lanzman:
"Powderrrrrrrred Tooooooooooooast Maaaaaaaaaaaan!!!"
BlueOnBlack:
Gosh, you would've expected Prop 8 supporters to be happier...
YibbleGuy:
At the Elsinore JiffyLube, Prince Hamlet draws an appreciative crowd whenever he does his "You MUST replace this dirty air filter!" routine.
scypha:
"But... but I have the Tome of Christ in my hands!" Unfortunately, Ishmael was actually holding a burnt copy of the Denver Yellow Pages in his hands. None of the spectators had the heart to tell him otherwise.
Accountant from Hell:
Life before Ebay.
Arnold Rimmer:
The WWE is getting pretty hard pressed for new and original characters these days.