Daleman:
The years have not treated Linda Carter well.
Lanzman:
Wow, who knew Andrea Dworkin was Wonder Woman?
Racerex:
Diana Prince's sister, Nerdina of Themyscira, wasn't allowed to use the invisible jet.
Generik:
"Wondah twin powahs... activay-te! ...Oh, poo. What's the use o' bein' Wondah Woman if I don't have Wondah Twin Powahs?"
cambria36:
I want to get a tongue stud, but Mommy is too strict to allow for such nonsense.
Buffoon:
All I know is this... Unlike Lynda Carter, there's no way I want this version of Wonder Woman to tie me up with her magic lasso
jurassicpork:
Somewhere in the Amazon sits an invisible plane wreck with stretch marks.
bugwber:
Washingtonian Lynda Carter hopes to be recognized during the parade...
WEIRD_1:
I wonder how much DeadlyRinger would give me for this??
Zoogicub:
"I'm an Amazonian goddess."
*grabs crotch, spits*
Amon:
Not even dressing as Wonder Woman can make Rosanne Barr look good. (Not even a gun to her head could do that!)
dancingQueen:
Wonder Woman meets Wonder Bread.
Steve_Reeves:
Oh, my god! Is that my Aunt Hazel?????
nbutlerdidit:
Lewis & Clarke stalking the fabled Janet Reno.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Meanwhile, several blocks away, Alex walked out of Cashman's wearing an XXXXXXL Superman outfit, and back at home, the Posturepedic braced itself for another night of (*shudder*) love.
Suggs:
It's over.
Just wish she'd pick a better song.
keogh:
It's official: There is no God. In fact, I dunno why we even brought it up.
Agent_Moldy:
And yet, deadlyringer still won't shut up about tapes.
Kota:
...all I can say is: if there isn't a law to protect us from this, then there oughta be a Season on 'em.
Beedo:
Keep thinking Lynda Carter...
Keep thinking Lynda Carter...
Keep thinking Lynda Carter...
Keep thinking Lynda Carter...
Keep thinking Lynda Carter...
Keep thinking Lynda Carter...
Geier:
On his own in the big city at last, Mr. and Mrs. Derwo'man's son Juan considers how best to paint the town red. And white and blue. ...And, uh, gold lamé.
Accountant from Hell:
What parade?
Arnold Rimmer:
Believe it or not, he's straight but very, very lonely.