bugwber:
"Enh... at least he won't bitch like my girlfriend does, or ask me to cuddle afterwards."
Lanzman:
Hanson is on Santa's very, *very* naughty list.
Racerex:
Publicity photo from the rare full-color 1961 TWILIGHT ZONE episode, "Deck the Hells."
Generik:
"Thank you, mother and father. He is exactly what I have always wanted for all these years. Now excuse me for a few hours, I am going to retire to my room to check on his relative anatomical correctness. If you hear any strange sounds coming from my room, please just disregard them. What you're hearing will be the sounds of... science. Oh, and mother - may I have a couple of tissues, please?"
Buffoon:
.oO I was really hoping for an inflatable sheep!
scypha:
After staying the obligatory three minutes with the other co-workers at the party, Andy (the office pervert) took the inflatable Santa to celebrate Christmas in his very special yet creepy way.
jurassicpork:
Riddle: How do you drive a redneck crazy on Christmas?
Answer: Tell him it's a Santa love doll and watch him go nuts looking for the holes.
Beckett:
Not the inflatable doll I was hoping for.
Steve_Reeves:
...and the still, small voice of the poor little elf stuck inside the plastic Santa suit was heard to cry out, "Merry Christmas! Now, please! Call the police!!!"
nastinkers:
DuWayne asked for a blow-up doll for Christmas...
Happy holidays all!
Amon:
...and still, he got better Christmas presents than I did.
WEIRD_1:
Give me the Wii and I'll let Santa go!
zx3gurl:
Doug knew if he brought a date to the company Christmas party he'd score........
fishstick:
Gene knew he was in at the IT convention when he snagged the prettiest date.
chilwil:
"When I said I'd blow Santa for a date with Claudia Schiffer, I meant it!"
keogh:
"You wanna piece'a Kringle? Stick this in your stocking you thankless little..."
"Kris, dude, someone's gonna call the cops."
"And I care why? I'm magic! They gonna follow me to the North Pole? Remind me to give you a pair of balls for Christmas next...hey! Get the FUCK off me!"
Tumbler:
Okay Cappers, even cheaper than Generik (c'mon, it's possible ):
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
AAAron333:
Finding no help from Rudolph or the others, Santa tries desperately to find his "happy place" before the bad things happen.
Captain Obvious:
It's the hat, right? It's too much, right??
Suggs:
...and when the inflatable Father Christmas finally took the stand, it broke down when shown this picture. 'The night started so innocently...' it said amid sobs and tears.
Daleman:
Philip proudly shows off his three favorite Christmas presents for the camera. A new cap, his first real tie and his new blow up sex toy.
cambria36:
I promise to keep a strangle hold on this mother-f**ker until the economy improves.
IMissMST3K:
This wasn't the blow up doll I asked for!
Loodvig:
Seconds later, the inflatable Santa popped, and Sufjan's rage boiled over from the photographer mispronouncing his name for the third time.
Agent_Moldy:
The photo wasn't the only thing to snap that day...
DancingQueen:
A man's calm expression is betrayed by his veins.