bugwber:
And now a word for Special Olympics Canada, "Mmmph mm-mph-mmmpph-mmm, MMMph, mmm... Eh?"
Lanzman:
Acne meds - - - EXTREME!!
Racerex:
The secret to Hannibal Lecter's success on the softball mound? Simple: balls made of human skin. They spin faster.
Generik:
"It puts the lotion on its skin... or else it gets the fastball in the nuts!"
amycamus:
It's the law: mandatory daily exercise in the rec yard for every gimp.
BlueOnBlack:
The Unknown Comic attempts a career comeback...
jurassicpork:
Exploded myth #131: The word "softball" is a misnomer.
WEIRD_1:
...And ladies, he's single!
BuckFifty:
You know, it costs me an extra $20.00 per hour for the costume. *sigh* Damn fetishes...
keogh:
Game seven of the Women's Softball League World Championship was cut short when the mascot for sponsor AOL got drunk and took a flying leap off the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
JediClone:
I dont like the direction the "Friday The 13th" remake is going.
Kota:
After giving up his position as "Goalie" for the dart team, Marvin thought he might like to try a few other sports.
Steve_Reeves:
I will nebber, nebber agedd dry do drow a sgrewball uderhadded...
da_upstart:
Kurt Russell??
Suggs:
Jacques Plante in retirement.
Beedo:
Timmy still hadn't got the hang of the jockstrap.
Agent_Moldy:
"I struck this batter out with some skill and a nice split-finger fast ball."
*thwpthwpthwpthwpthwp*
Amon:
Well-known fact: Aeryn Sun and Rygel would hook up occasionally, especially after their weekly booze-fests on the Leviathan Moya.
Little-known fact: Nine months after a particular intense hookup, their daughter was born.
While it was great that she received Sun's physical prowess and athletic ability, it's equally (if not more-so) sad that she received Rigel's facial features.
chilwil:
...and yet she could still taste last night just like Dick said she would.
scypha:
I don't know what's more pathetic... the mask she's wearing to protect her face, the outfit she's wearing, or how she basically just drops the ball instead of throwing it to second base.