Lanzman:
"Calgon, take me away! PLEASE take me away! Hurry, for the love of Ceiling Cat!"
Racerex:
It's not so much the water, as the fact that Ted wasn't wearing pants, that really got to little Whiskers.
Generik:
"My humiliation is not complete enough as it is that you have to capture this moment of degradation in a photograph and post it on the Internet, too? By all that is holy, I swear you will live to regret this. I swear!"
amycamus:
"I has a Larry Craig."
ArchHallJr:
Irreparable genital damage in 5... 4... 3............
bugwber:
Moments before Joe lost his ability to sing bass.
cambria36:
Always thoroughly clean your pussy when showering.
Zoogicub:
"I baked a cookie for you... but I eated it in the shower and it broke down and floated down the drain. It's a lose-lose situation. Oh, and I watch you masturbate from the ceiling."
WEIRD_1:
How do you wash YOUR pussy?
Dr. Phibes:
No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to *die*.
mystic_cobra:
When she said something about "washing the pussy", i don't think this is what the little guy had in mind?
ENJOY!!!
Amon:
"I'm still not happy, but at least he's using the shower head this time."
porpoise:
That is the bravest man I ever saw. Look, he's still got hair on his right leg.
nashtbrutusandshort:
As games go, Snuggles much prefers Ball of String to Oz.
Tumbler:
Fluffy hated the "Get the soap Fluffy!" game... more than life itself.
Daleman:
Cat .oO(When this asshole goes to sleep I am turning his drapes into confetti.)
Agent_Moldy:
Disemboweling of idiot human in 3... 2...