Lanzman:
Unfortunately, no-one had ever mentioned to Tran that you need to *empty* your colostomy bag once in a while.
bugwber:
In China's remote provinces where money is scarce, they don't have have the nicer "Chinese Dragons" to celbrate New Year; but rather, they use the "Chinese Termite Bike" to celebrate their heritage.
Generik:
It may have been a good idea on paper, but I'm not so sure the methane-powered trike will really do much to ease traffic congestion or global warming.
JediClone:
Pedaling her way to the surgeon for a colon reduction.
Zoogicub:
Emily Elizabeth got pretty sick and tired of getting Clifford's bones, and hired some Asian kid to bring them from now on.
Mr_Grant:
Wang Chung pedaled excitedly to the UPS Store. Surely, he thought, Bill O'Reilly would pay millions for an albino whale turd that looks like a loofa.
nbutlerdidit:
"Arakis... Dune... desert planet... damn, this spice is heavy."
Seltaeb:
The one good thing about having the largest hemorrhoid in the world? You can drive in the carpool lane.
WEIRD_1:
Ford introduces the fart powered transportation system.
Amon:
When traveling between hives, the Queen Alien underwent a metamorphosis to make her relocation easier.
AAAron333:
Great news everybody! The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has been outsourced this year!
ENJOY!!!
Batqueen:
Oh boy. We're gonna need a lot of chocolate and graham crackers!
Tumbler:
ahhhh... a new way for my Uncle to haul his colostomy bag around. My Aunt will be so relieved.
Geier:
Stealing the StayPuft Marshmallow Man's manhood had seemed like a good prank at the time. But little did the young Phillipino street urchin know on that fateful day that he would be embarking on a life-altering, thrill-a-minute quest to stay one step ahead of the law, organized crime, and one really pissed off Marshmallow Person.
Suggs:
The slug hunt went really well this year!
Steve_Reeves:
You may laugh...Oh, you may laugh!
Keep in mind he goes from 0 to 60 in under five seconds and he gets 50 miles per gallon...er...per cubic foot.
Agent_Moldy:
Just like the Olympics, preparations for Brando's every-four-years bowtie pasta dinner would begin several years in advance.
Kota:
Maria was expecting a "heavy flow" this month! (Thanks Tampax!)
Racerex:
The thinking behind this is simple. The larger the colostomy bag, the fewer times you have to change it.
Daleman:
Lam hope to corner the market on fresh air not realizing the Beijing Olympics was already concluded.
Accountant_From_Hell:
Worst Chinese dragon, Ever!
da_upstart:
"Being an Alien Queen was hard on my life. Everyday I would haff to ride to schoool with my egg sack and de odder children would ridicule me..."