Lanzman:
That looks 'shopped.
cambria36:
Mother Goose gets nasty.
Racerex:
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bugwber:
After her stint in the clinker, Martha Stewart's Christmas Goose recipe took on a whole new flair.
Amon:
Can't say I've ever heard of duck bumps.
MrDaleman:
Go ahead, you know you want it. Eat me.
Accountant_From_Hell:
Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.