Racerex:
"Come on, Officer, give a panda a break. I just found it on the ground. Yeah, it was already lit. I didn't even inhale. Please, man, any more bad publicity and I'll be out of the zoo forever. Come on, man. HEY, I'M FAMOUS, MAN! I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU! Sorry, Officer. Let's just forget about this, okay?"
Agent_Moldy:
"Hey! Whoa, whoa, just take it, man. Just take it!"
The sad reality of bamboojackings.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Cutest. Remake of. *Breathless*. EVER.
WEIRD_1:
Step away from the bamboo and no one gets hurt
Generik:
"No! Not the CANE again!!"
Amon:
"I'm just a user, man! Hsing Hsing! He's the one you're after!"
chilwil:
"Communist plot? What Communist plot? I'm telling you, I was just his driver."
JediClone:
"WE WERE JUST SESAMOIDING!"
See what I did there? No? The radial sesamoid is a bone that in pandas is elongated and looks like a thumb but really isnt... I put way too much work into this cap, didn't I?
Zoogicub:
"Whoa, easy man, I was just lookin' at it. Put the gun down and let's talk about it."
jurassicpork:
"Look, I don't know who started this meme that we eat only bamboo but it's not true. Would a Twinkie and a Ho Ho now and then be asking too much?"
Steve_Reeves:
Uri Gellar has added shape shifting to his repertoire. Here, in the form of a baby Panda, he tries to levitate a bamboo shoot to his mouth for a quick lunch.
DancingQueen:
"Whoa! Even I think I'm a little too humanoid!"
cambria36:
No more damned bamboo...shoot!
wd40:
Look, I'm sorry, it told me it was a mature piece of bamboo! No need for the shotgun!
UpSky2:
Cutest. "Jazz hands." Ever!
TravisBickle:
When threatened with the prospect of having bamboo chutes thrust under his fingernails, Scruffy completely caved. Soon, he was giving away troop positions and becoming the Benedict Arnold of the panda world.
AAAron333:
Hey, don't blame me! It was like that when I got here!
Why is it ALWAYS the Panda's fault???
Lanzman:
"It was like that when I got here!"
Daleman:
Bamboo? Please, no! I couldn't touch another bite.
jurassicpork:
"Look, I don't know who started this memo that we eat only bamboo but it's not true. Would a Twinkie and a Ho Ho now and then be asking too much?"