Daleman:
The Americanization of Iraq continues. First Starbucks, then PG rated television and now even Mattel is attempting to gain a foothold.
Generik:
"Wow, Jihad Suicide Barbie, that is a totally bitchin' coat and scarf! ...But aren't you hot in this weather? Let's go take a swim in the ocean and check out all the cute G.I. Joe dolls. Hey, what's that flashing light thingie in your hand...?"
lil_a:
In the wacky sequel to the hit movie "The House Bunny", Ana Faris brings the sexy back to Afghanistan!
Hijinks ensue!
bugwber:
Domestic partners Nicole Richie and Anwarnaka Rosenstein-Mousseff vacation in Tripoli... moments before they were stoned to death.
Mr_Grant:
Barbie has spied wherever she can
From Marrakesh to Afghanistan
But Bambi's only been able to see
The view from the roof of CIA-Langley
But get a load of their intel assets
Because they're Espionage Barbies
Identical Espionage Barbies and you'll find
They walk alike, they spy alike, they even destabilize unfriendly regimes alike
Their targeting lasers will make you blind
When Identical Espionage Barbies
Blow you up with a mine
Racerex:
As you can tell by the look on her cousin Ludmilla's face, Barbie just doesn't possess the correct "gravitas" for a vacation in Georgia.
NightTrain:
"Communist plot? What Communist plot? I'm telling you, I was just his driver."
Amon:
Mideast meets west in the latest remake of "Stepford Wives"
nashtbrutusandshort:
The rare Benazir Bhutto Barbie came with her own Swiss bank account (money sold separately).
BlueOnBlack:
Mattel's marketing department goes "topical", introducing Barbie's newest friend, "Basra Betty"...
cambria36:
Barbie says, "I jog; I swim."
Her visiting cousin replies, "I ran." (Iran, get it? I crack myself up)
WEIRD_1:
Introducing the new Iraq Barbie, now with hidden bomb vest.
Lanzman:
"Okay, you go and kill the infidels. I'm going shopping."
chilwil:
"Hi y'all. Can you believe that Mother Theresa is my new BFF? And there's lots more like this on my Myspace. Check me out and add me."
flavio:
New Barbie Burkha! Detonator device sold separately!
Steve_Reeves:
"You'd be surprised at the looks I get when I flash people and they see my bra made of C4."
Agent_Moldy:
"WOOOOOOO!!! GIRLS GONE WILD, MAAAAN! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE! IT! OOOOOFFF!!!"
*woman removes head covering*
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Kota:
Oh, Azmiel... I think we had "totally" different ideas about "blowing" something today!
UpSky2:
Jill Carrol Barbie. Militant Islamic kidnappers not included.
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23/Jaustralis:
Paris Hilton was surprised that the Gaza strip was not a new hot club.
UnReality:
"So...come here often...?"
Geier:
Meanwhile, just within the Green Zone, Virginal Daughter-of-Heaven Headscarf Barbie is visited by her cousin from the West, Decadent Imperial Sex-Vixen Barbie with Action Who-Ha.
scypha:
Barbie poses for a nice vacation photo with her new lesbian girlfriend from Iraq. Later, they would spend the entire night scissoring each other.