Lanzman:
Somewhere a banjo plays softly while Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty drift down a river in an old canoe . . .
Daleman:
In my opinion the World Series Of Poker seems to have lost it's sense of class and style over the last couple of years.
Generik:
Gotta hand it to him -- I'd say this is pretty conclusive evidence that Ace is high. He's such a card.
WEIRD_1:
I didn't know that Boy George won a seat during the World Series of Poker
suggs:
Once Bill Murray started to really get into online poker, it all went downhill... fast.
keogh:
And yet he still comes up a loser.
lil_amish:
Ladies and gentlemen... John McCain's RUNNING MATE.
flavio:
And now it's time foooorrrrrr . . . Extreme Hockey Poker!
JediClone:
Seven-Card Dud
ArchHallJr:
Not quite what you'd want to cover up your eye that looks like a cunt.
cambria36:
Brownsville, Texas resident Frank Ferd recently escaped from a prison in Mexico, where he was subjected to Mexican torture by having his eyes poker-ed out. "Piss poor dentistry there," remarked Frank.
BuckFifty:
The very latest in Canadian fashion. "Who says we're behind eh?"
JAUSTRALIS/FLAMINGSQUIRREL23:
**myspace friend request** Approve? Don't Approve?
NightTrain:
Bootsy Collins, Deliverance-style.
Geier:
In a fitting demonstration that karma is, indeed, a bitch -- and that it has a hell of a sense of humor -- recently-deceased Senator Jesse Helms finds out for himself that the phrase "I'm in gay hell" can mean very different things to different people.
UnReality:
What an ace-hole.
Tumbler:
"THE NEW FED BAILOUT IS HERE!! THE NEW FED BAILOUT IS HERE!!"
Amon:
Let me guess... NASCAR is in Vegas this weekend? (Hey, I'm a NASCAR fan. I kid because I care)
Amon:
Two world records in one day: Most oysters eaten in ten minutes; longest continuous vomit (coincidentally enough, ALSO ten minutes). Not bad! Not bad...
Kota:
It appeared to be just a matter of time before Kenny got the rest of his teeth knocked out.
Steve_Reeves:
Hot dang! I just loves me this hyar Vegas town! I'm uh headin' on over tuh that thar resty rawnt, Thuh Chicken Ranch, and git me some friiiiiiied chicken!
da_upstart:
Batman villain who never was #37: The Redneck Acer
yellowskullofvengeance:
Shit yeah, I'd've lost the whole denture if them aces hadn't come up in the river!
Agent_Moldy:
"What? No! I get to wear this for WINNING!"
Racerex:
And the award for "World's Worst Poker-Face" goes to ----
Beedo:
Still classier than the sad, surly gits we get in OUR local casino.
Ace Rimmer:
What happens in Atlantic City, stays on YouTube.
wd40:
All those years locked in the undisclosed location are beginning to show on our favorite Vice President.
Zoogicub:
Somebody should tell Bill Murray that Where the Buffalo Roam stopped filming 30 years ago.
AAAron333:
It's The Elton John World Poker Tour!