Lanzman:
.oO" . . . the mohawk may be a bit too much . . . :Oo.
Daleman:
Diane proudly displays her awards for not having a fatal illness from her "fresh" oysters for 35 straight days.
Ace Rimmer:
Phillip quickly learned that Rocky Mountain Oysters are something a little different.
FredThompsonMustSleep:
Tabasco -- Redneck catsup
WEIRD_1:
"Are you sure that oyster was alive?
Generik:
*Swallows oyster*
*Hocks up left testicle*
*Shows judge, receives nod of approval*
*Swallows left testicle, hocks up oyster*
*Shows judge, receives nod of approval*
*Repeats*
amycamus:
I didn't even know they HAD mountains in Louisiana.
JoeCrow:
Never really got the concept of doing BLOW
And his well placed aphrodisiac worked equally as bad
AAAron333:
Unfortunately, Leonard learns too late the his winning oyster was actually a used condom.
Steve_Reeves:
(Girl in background) He won this award for eating the most raw pigs ears. I'm so proud!
(Guy) HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL!!!!!
torgone:
Mollusk Boy refreshes his super human powers by snorting the essence of week-old oysters.
scypha:
"Oh man! I knew I should have not had that 265th oyster! URP! And the sad thing is that I lost to that bulimic girl behind me. Damn you, magic oyster belt and your strange voodoo magic to make me eat so many oysters!"
TyranosaurisRex:
o/' Oh, oh. Spaghettios. o/'
flavio:
Note to self: They really do love you long time.
Gravco:
Standing a safe difference, but smiling still, Alicia holds aloft Derek's "shells o'gold" award, for greatest number of oysters eaten (59 in 2 minutes) and retained (20 seconds, and counting).
7Kim:
"Hmmm ... Colorado seems like a strange place for an oyster farm ..."
Racerex:
The woman in the back is holding up a clue to Oysterman's secret identity. The thing is --- nobody gives a crap.
cambria36:
As Kevin reacts to his first taste of hot Cajun food, he gets a sniff of his hand and wonders, "Where the Hell WAS I last night?!?"
Amon:
Two world records in one day: Most oysters eaten in ten minutes; longest continuous vomit (coincidentally enough, ALSO ten minutes). Not bad! Not bad...
Tumbler:
Oyster Eating Champ, FEMA Director and one time visitor to Louisiana, Michael Brown, celebrates his win with some quiet contemplation, of a man-moment.
Zoogicub:
Linda Blair impression in 3...2...1...
BuckFifty:
Yeah... female ejaculation has the same effect on me.
"Midnite" D.:
Just keep remembering..."pretend it's candy, pretend it's candy"
lil_amish:
I think we'll call this one "Bad Clams"
Agent_Moldy:
"I have been beaten by a woman. I shall now vomit into the bucket of despair as I am shamed and an embarrassment to my entire shucking family."
Accountant_From_Hell:
212 raw oysters in four minutes was enough to win the belt but was hardly worth the next 36 hours spent in the bathroom.
Kota:
Marcie won her 7th consecutive award for best spotting dummies to try the new "Fire At Both Ends" tabasco sauce
yellowskullofvengeance:
Tabasco and spew, the secret ingredients in Pro-Active.
UnReality:
Weird...I would have assumed he had crabs down there...