wd40:
You just got to, they get meaner than pit bulls when their Aunt Flo comes to visit.
DancingQueen:
"Vat is dis *ee-co-lye* of which you speak?! Zeez sausages are fresh! From my swine, Poopsie!"
WEIRD_1:
You know what I hate most, Martha?
It's the fact that he sleeps with the dog, and keeps us in the kennel!
Lanzman:
See, fellers? *This* is how you deal with a wife and mother-in-law.
Generik:
"Do you think it'll be a nice zoo, Francine?"
"I think it will be a nice zoo, Emma."
"Do you think the kids will throw peanuts and cigarettes to us, Francine?"
"I hope so, Emma."
"I hope so, too, Francine."
nashtbrutusandshort:
Cruel scenes like this are why I'm willing to pay extra for certified organic or free-range babushka, thank you very much.
Amon:
Two grandmas enter... One grandma leaves!
BuckFifty:
*BuckFifty tucks $5 bill into Inga's thong, sits back to watch the show*
Seltaeb:
In Communist Russia, prostitute pull up to you!
jurassicpork:
Sadly, budget cuts under President Obama even impacted on extraordinary rendition.
JoeCrow:
The invention of the wheel made everything easier
Zoogicub:
Ivan can get at least 30 rubles for each of them-- just enough for an ounce of gas.
cambria36:
Armenian female candidates for President, out on yet another fund raising tour.
So far they have 3 U.S. dollars.
bugwber:
bugwber takes mass transit in Argentina...
AAAron333:
...and so I says to him,"Well Amos, if you love that sheep so much, why don't you marry it and sell me at the market." True story...
Steve_Reeves:
Don't knock it! With food prices being what they are these days, Wendy's promised me $15 per pound for both of 'em.
keogh:
Gertz had to hurry, having caught more than his limit.
Racerex:
Few people are aware of the fact that Federal Express started out as a mail-order bride delivery service.
Agent_Moldy:
Wow, this circus parade rocks!
da_upstart:
"... So when he said we were going to be sex slaves, I couldn't pass it up."
Kota:
I TOLD you he was a cop, Martha! Damn these undercover stings, anyway.
TyranosaurisRex:
Far-sighted Russian dog catcher.
Tumbler:
Russian Tearoom Ad: We deliver in 30 minutes or it's free.
"Giddyup Sasha! Crumpet's beginning to cool."
scypha:
When it was discovered that Olga and Inga were running an illegal goat fighting ring on their small farm near Brunswick, they were caged up, pulled by a tractor, and sent to the big city to live out the rest of their lives as hookers. I tell ya... that is the BEST thing anyone ever did for those two women!
Katze:
Vasili misunderstood the health department's warning to dispose of all old hens due to the bird flu threat.
Beedo:
It's July: the month in Russia for shearing the babushkas.
Motis:
2GIRLS1CAGE
UpSky2:
They're transfering prisoners from that princedom of vine-swinging, animal-masked, bridge-to-nowhere-building, Renaissance doofuses from "Quest of the Delta Knights" - the people that are awake during the day + most of the night too, and celebrate ("Yip! Yip! YipYip!") on command...
...or maybe it's just Russia.
Daleman:
Don't worry bitches, I'll let you out when we get to town so you can do the dam grocery shopping.
Geier:
Boy, the illegal sex trade ain't what it used to be, Especially in Amish country...
porpoise:
How much longer are we going to keep up the Dingy Bat and Screeching Hyena act?