wd40:
Dude, with your allergies, you should stay away from fish oil as a biofuel source!
Amon:
Eventually, old age caught up with Christine. While she still had that new-car shine, cellulite slowly overtook her.
Generik:
The all-new BMW Creosote:
Big, Overstuffed Ride that can't eat another bite. Feels Smoo- bring me a bucket!!
JediClone:
Is your car too fat? Try new DIET gasoline!
flavio:
Honey, did you give the car any shellfish?
JoeCrow:
Ford Hemorrhoid
15 mpg city
25 mpg highway
Motis:
The wily salesman had conveniently neglected to mention the car's severe biodiesel allergy.
Racerex:
After his career as a famous toy came to an end, Mr. Potato-Head started "Potato-Head Motors." His automotive designs were considered both radical --- and delicious!
BuckFifty:
.oO (Damn bees...)
DancingQueen:
Lightning McQueen discovers he has an allergy to Shell-oil-fish.
lil_amish:
The obesity epidemic hit close to home when cars that use biofuel from deep-fat fryers began to "pudge up."
Beedo:
Sure, it won't get you any action, but the insurance is practically zip.
Lanzman:
The new OprahMobile. When the StedmanMobile is out of town for a month.
jurassicpork:
"Uh, Jesse? Think we put on too many coats of paint on this car?"
Zoogicub:
Lightning McQueen's Botox injections were just a bit overdone.
WEIRD_1:
Gumby's new car
Steve_Reeves:
Who would have guessed that the new Mustangs were allergic to bee stings?
cambria36:
As you tool down the highway, beware of bee stings.
da_upstart:
Mushmouth's hotrod
Agent_Moldy:
Cabbage Patch is pleased to present the 'Jiggler' -- the first in its new line of vehicles.
Cabbage Patch: They're flabulous!
AAAron333:
This poor Dodge Neon was bitten by a Dodge Viper, creating the all new Dodge Anaphylactic!!!
(Epinephrine shot sold separately).
IMissMST3K:
Does this car make me look fat?
Tumbler:
"My baloney has a first name, it's F-e-r-r-a. My baloney has a second name,it's r-i-F-5-0... andddd... if you ask about my credit score, I would have to say... that on a very, very good day... it's B-o-l-o-g-n-a."
Daleman:
"Uh, yeah (smacks her gum three times). I like got an offer to design a car (scratches her butt and spits). This guy like at Chrysler or something says "So Roseanne, if you were to design a car from the ground up, what features would you include?" or something. Yeah, so anyway I ask how much this job pays and stuff. (burps into her hand). So anyway, they let me design a car around me. They even let me pick the color and stuff. I call the color Herpes Sore Red (under her breath you hear "fuck'in Tom Arnold!).
Geier:
Presenting the 2008 Chevy Gloop: Every bit as sassy and stylish as the name implies!
TyranosaurisRex:
The Blob, now retired from a successful acting career, collects cars for a hobby.