Lanzman:
Apple introduces the new iDoom. Every time you boot up, it opens a portal to Hell.
Racerex:
Since watching season one of "Sliders" on DVD, Mitch spends all his free time looking for a wormhole that will take him to a parallel earth where he's married to Jessica Alba. Good luck, Mitch!
Generik:
"Hot damn! This new Johnny Cash website is the best one I've seen yet!"
JoeCrow:
So Bill Gates really does control the 7th ring of Hell.....
Bastard
BuckFifty:
"...temporal rift my ass! If it ain't porn I ain't interested!"
*control-alt-delete*
*control-alt-delete*
*control-alt-delete*
ArchHallJr:
It's Windows: The Special Edition - the crash sequence is much more spectacular!
WEIRD_1:
Dude, you're getting a Hell Computer!!
Zoogicub:
EXTREME HALO PLAYER!
nashtbrutusandshort:
And I blogged, blogged, blogged
A ring of fire
Ring of fire
AAAron333:
Orc Porn was Frodo's final undoing. Sauron lured him in with a free 30 day trial.
UnReality:
This is what happens when Phil looks up Saturn on the Internet. You don't want to see what happens when he looks up Uranus.
jurassicpork:
Blogging is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
I blogged in a ring of fire...
da_upstart:
The gravitational pull of his capping was so intense that it shattered the dust, mucus, and all related particles around his notebook creating the rings that you see today.
Agent_Moldy:
o/I logged on to a burning ring of fire...o/
Steve_Reeves:
Everybody always said Brendan's blog was written somewhere in outer space.
Daleman:
Joy of Photoshop: Chapter 3.
Accountant_From_Hell:
Arnold had so much junk in his laptop that it formed a Saturnlike ring.
Amon:
While cool looking, the Warrior Princess upgrade on the new Acer laptop left something to be desired.
cambria36:
The best lap-tops on Earth come from Uranus.
DancingQueen:
Lenny gets "flamed" again.
Accountant_From_Hell:
The religious right has it's hand in everything nowadays.