Daleman:
I always wondered what the film Small Soldiers would look life if Charlton Heston directed it.
Arnold Rimmer:
Look, we're eight and a half inches tall, our bullets are smaller than a pencil point and this thing out weighs us by about ten times. It would be like a normal adult taking on a full grown black bear with a 22. Still, a kill is a kill. This bastard put up a good fight. Can't wait to mount his head on my wall.
Lanzman:
Night of the Lepus II: Night of the Sciurus
nashtbrutusandshort:
Hallelujah! Our nuts are safe at last.
Generik:
Today in Afghanistan, American Special Forces report that a key al Qaeda operative has been dispatched "with extreme prejudice."
Racerex:
Ted Nugent wrote the screenplay for the new "Toy Story" sequel.
WEIRD_1:
How much squirrel salad can we make with this baby?
Beedo:
Action Man does his part to wipe out the North American grey squirrel invasion of Britain.
Steve_Reeves:
Secret Squirrel was recently captured and executed by Iraqi extremists. Their Mullahs were feverishly poring over the Koran to see if it was OK for Muslims to eat squirrel.
da_upstart:
"Alright men, we've just received word that there's a gerbil up Richard Gere's ass that needs to be extracted. Let's move it out!"
Agent_Moldy:
He fought valiantly, but alas, Suicide Squirrel was bested by G.I. Joe and his men.
Or *was* he...?
*chitter...*
AAAron333:
The mid 80's were a relatively quiet time for the military. However, GI Generik and his platoon had their hands full at Area 51.
Amon:
"Uh... you think it's safe to be out here standing in the road over our kill?"
"Sure... What's the worst that could happen?"
"Well, we ARE weraring camofl..."
*car runs them over*
Loodvig:
"Screw the MREs - we're eatin' good tonight!"
UpSky2:
Predator IV: The Revenge Of Suicide Squirrel