Lanzman:
Overwhelmed by the combined stink of Visine and Summer's Eve, Irving hurried past the gaping vageyena.
Racerex:
Chris Ofili's "Eye of Sauron" painting was made from pure cow-dung extract. Hence, the awful smell and complimentary masks provided by the Brooklyn Museum.
Generik:
One of the newer innovations for the 2008 Beijing Olympics is the miniature specialist, available in ophthomological, ontolaryngolical and gynecological versions.
While the first two categories drew a fair response of applicants, thousands had to be turned away from the gynecological positions.
cambria36:
Sure I've examined a million extra large vaginas in my medical career, but this is the first one that ever watched me during the exam.
SilentFilmStar:
Sometimes Dave only thought Big Brother was watching. Other days, he was absolutely certain of it.
JediClone:
Aeon Frux
flavio:
Hey you crazy goddamn Gulliver!! You warn a guy the next time you eat kimchi and wash it down with Schlitz beer!!!
ArchHallJr:
. o O You may be safe from SARS but not from the wrath of the Super Intelligent Giant Camouflaged Venus Fly Trap! Come closer my pretty... O o .
WEIRD_1:
I knew that my wife had eyes in the back of her head, but having them in her birth canal is just a little creepy.
Zoogicub:
"I really hate being stuck with Massengill duty for Mrs. Bunyan."
Agent_Moldy:
The Raging Pink Eye of Sauron
jurassicpork:
It was a great victory. But the Lilliputians, unfortunately, didn't count on Gulliver's flatulence problem...
Geier:
This week, on "Making Simple Things Look Gross"...
TyranosaurisRex:
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
Beedo:
I don't know how they did it, but the "Ĉon Flux" movie sequel is even more messed up than the original cartoon!
Batqueen:
"All right, Miss Hilton, let me grab my speculum and we'll get started on your- GAAAAAAHH!"
JoeCrow:
Madonna.......
The secret to the appeal is finally revealed
Steve_Reeves:
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Snuff....burp...fart...
(Scratch)
"Mumble mumble...goddamn Chinese fleas..."
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
DancingQueen:
I knew that in China, Big Brother was watching. But this is ridiculous!!
wd40:
Seriously, Lemuel, if you're going to eat beans, get upwind of the Blefuscudians.
Amon
The Flaming Cunt of Sauron has finally been extinguished...
questor:
I spy with my little guy...
UpSky2:
"Revenge of The the Eye Creature"? but of course.
(Seriously, there was an eye creature in Arthur C. Clarke's classic 'Childhoods End'.)
scypha
I'm so glad the Lilliputians decided to keep Gulliver's eyes away from their cold germs!
lil_amish:
Aeon Flux 2: Vietnamese Bird Flu Boogaloo?