Accountant_From_Hell:
Worlds worst magicians *ever*!
Daleman:
Doug Henning, eat your heart out.
Lanzman:
Caught on film for the first time, the ancient and mysterious Librarian Dominance Battle
Arnold Rimmer:
Say kids, don't forget to come back stage after the show. And parents and guardians, remember this is a "no adult" zone and no cameras.
WEIRD_1:
George Lucas really should stick to making Star Wars movies. His magic act is even worse than Howard the Duck
Racerex:
In the future, human-chimp hybrids will be encouraged to visit the "George Lucas Interactive Museum" ....
Wookie96:
Now where did that audience we had get to?
Generik:
A couple of squatters have taken up residence in the old Liberty Theater down on Fifth Street, I see...
torgone:
WHAT'S IN THE BOX??!?
JediClone:
Waiting for the Monolith to come back and evolve them to a high enough cognitive level that they can finish the sawing-a-woman-in-half trick.
DancingQueen:
"How ever shall I find out what's in this box?" "I dunno, but I hope it's bananas in there!"
flavio:
Welcome to France.
Mr_Grant:
Evolution of an acting class exercise.
TyranosaurisRex:
The stage hands were so weird at this theatre that Houdini decided to just stay in the box.
Dave Lister:
Not only is it a fairly impressive head lice collection in front of the red shirt guy but it's also quite fresh.
Amon:
Improv Night at the Shoebox Theater presents: "A Night at Darwin's"
UpSky2:
Kal Penn and Ian Holm in, "Chimpish and Chimpier."
nashtbrutusandshort:
Unfortunately, by the time you finish modifying *King Lear* for the *Larry the Cable Guy* crowd, there's not a hell of a lot left.
cambria36:
People who've received transplanted monkey brains have an extremely difficult time thinking outside the box.
scypha:
Alas, the brain switching experiment wasn't as successful as was originally planned. You see, instead of these two getting the brains of Einstein, they got the brains of Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.
Chebby:
"What do *you* do when you spill your blow? Here at The Blow Reasearch Group devision of Amway we hoot like a baboon reach for our Bic tube and just snort it right off of our spiffy clean floors! Do your floors pass the Spilled Blow Test? Amway can help you with those floors and make them just as spiffy as ours!"
Steve_Reeves:
(Muffled voice) Hey, guys! Can I be let out of the box now? I know it's good for my mime training to actually be locked in a box but it's getting stuffy in here...
Agent_Moldy:
R: "So, I'm like, 'Ook, man,' y'know? And he's all, 'Huh?' And I'm like, 'DUUUuuuude? OOK!' But he just looks at me all ook-like 'n' stuff. I mean, whatta ya gonna do, y'know?"
L: "Dude. Ook, man. Ook."
R: "TO-tally!"
suggs:
Look! They put in a new Gap!
cambria36:
These two agree with McCain that we should "stay the course" in Iraq.
ArchHallJr:
One can only hope the turds will be imaginary as well.
Geier:
The Mount Baptist Touring Light Ensemble's production of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" was a rousing success with the retirement community's members.
IMissMST3K:
Curious George moves to West Hollywood and finds joy in performance art! He hopes to storm San Francisco by Fall.
da_upstart:
Test studies on Eric Idle and Nick Nolte show that the human male de-evolutionizes when his remote control, porn, and beer are inacessably lock in a box with no key.