Mrdaleman:
Like that's a *big* disappointment! My question is who would touch any of their lips drunk or sober?
Generik:
Why I Drink: exhibits A-J.
ArchHallJr:
"BARKEEP!!! WHISKEY!!!!"
mystic_cobra_6:
on the other side of the room, the men's sign says...
"OUR LIPS WILL HAVE TO TOUCH LIQUOR BEFORE TOUCHING YOUR LIPS!"
JediClone:
Whew, that's a relief.
flavio:
Lest they first come to rest upon our sweet arse!
Mr_Grant:
You'll get no argument from me.
Lanzman:
I'll take "Women who will never get laid" for five hundred, Alex.
JoeCrow:
and that's how Jack Daniel's Swizzle Sticks were invented
WEIRD_1:
All the more reason to have another round.
jurassicpork:
For God's sake, Generik, will you hurry up with that fucking rotgut?!
IMissMST3K:
But TONGUES are quite a different matter!!
scypha:
But lips that touch marijuana, LSD, crack, PCP, Extasy, and ANY other great drug are fine with us!
nashtbrutusandshort:
Brothels Unclear on the Concept
DancingQueen:
"Bartender! A round on the house! It's our best defense, guys."
Steve_Reeves:
Whew! What a relief it is to know that.
Agent_Moldy:
Lips That Smoke Crack, However, Shall
da_upstart:
"... However lips that lick her SHALL."
tinaw:
On the outside, independent determined women. On the inside, miserable spinsters shutting out their only option for procreation.
Racerex:
Before there was The Justice League of America ..... before there was The Avengers ..... there was "The Temperance Titans." Dedicated to driving their husbands to drink, while simultaneously refusing to sleep with them if they did, the Titans kept a framed photo of Eliot Ness in their secret undersea headquarters.
torgone:
There's not enough liquor in the world...
Amon:
I always knew my alcoholism would come in handy someday.
lil_amish:
The Liquor Industry thanks these women for driving men to drink in even larger quantities. Liquor: The Answer To Everything But Ugly.
Beedo:
Suits me fine.
Chilwil (They Call Me Fishstick):
...ergo internet porn.
CindyM:
...because nobody would want to, anyway!
UpSky2:
The Ultra-Antiosculation Society points out that kissing the gutter is the preferred choice of drunks.