Racerex:
Devastated that his new dance, the "Arachnid Twist," never became as popular as Batman's "Batusi," Spider-Man took to drinking a lot and crashing basement parties.
Generik:
"My Spidey sense is tingling! Oh, wait -- that's not my Spidey sense. But it sure is tingling!"
Buffoon:
"Ha ha! No, I'm... um... busy that night. Really." "It's the costume, right?" "Nah. I dig geeks. It's the domestic beer."
IMissMST3k:
"My spidey sense tells me you like to tingle!"
GizM:
"My Spidey-sense tells me you're drunk and horny."
Steve_Reeves:
"Not many people know this, baby, but webs ain't the only thing I can shoot out of my fingers. Wanna see?"
jurassicpork:
One more Coors and we'll have a full-blown wardrobe malfunction.
cambria36:
Hey Spidey, don't you think a tuna sandwich would go great with your beer?
WEIRD_1:
Tune into The Electric Company this week when Spider-man offers Hannah Montana a beer.
Nyssa23:
Everything was going fine at the Superheroes' Picnic until Spidey saw Sideman spiking the punch.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Nobody was better at ferreting out jihadist sleeper cells--even from under deepest disguise--than secret agent Lolita McLuscious and her Midriff of Justice.
"Why, yes, I am having a good time at this party, and... Slut! Tramp! Harlot! Abomination!"
Loodvig:
The Hall Of Justice suffers its own Tailhook convention.
DancingQueen:
.oO Man, that guy is HOT! Was he here when we first got here? I love his wild fashion style! How many beers have I had? Oo.
AgentMoldy:
"Oh I may only have beer and no water, but trust me, honey, it will still work. Now let's get you upside down..."
flavio:
So Captain America and me see this big doberman in a doorway licking his "you-know-whats" and the Captain says, "I wish I could do that". So I say, "I think you better pet him first!"
wd40:
"Black Widow! What are you doing out of uniform?" - "I am so baked, I'm going to whizzle your jizzle and bite your head off!"
lil_amish:
George & Laura: The College Years.
Amon:
"So I was running down the street trying to get to this crime scene, when all of the sudden, I thought to myself 'Self,' I thought, 'you got these web-shooting things. Why not use them?'"
"That is like totally AWESOME, Spiderman!"
Scypha:
Spidey: "OK, Mary Jane. If you get on your knees, I will show you that everything in my pants was also affected by that radioactive spider bite."
MJ: "Hee hee hee! SNORT!! You're funny when you're drunk!"
da_upstart:
SpiderMan 37:
"You know MJ. With great amounts of beer, comes great finger-ability. BARP!"
"Whatever, tiger. Just get somemore of that X from Kingpin and you can sticky finger all you want."
da_upstart:
"Hey, MJ. I thought you were a real redhead. Because you're black cat is showing."
Mr_Grant:
"That depends. Has your web fluid been checked for STDs?"
Zee:
*shoots off webbing in his tights*
Wookie96:
Webbed toes, just what I always wanted.
Lanzman:
"Batusi? What the hell is a batusi? We're doin' the Spidey Shuffle, babe!"
MrBungle:
My 'Spidey Sense' ain't the only thing that's tingling!
AAAron333:
Seconds later, this sure thing went south after she got a look at Spiderman's "Bitter Beer Face". Sadly, his Spidey-sense did not tell him to pick a Keystone.
CindyM:
Spidey gets down and dirty with MJ's little sister at the S3 opening - next, on FOX!
Daleman:
You know, MJ and I are just friends. Hell, we grew up next to each other. There is nothing going on there. So, want to see where a superhero lives?