Lanzman:
Ted's amazing ability to regurgitate his entire digestive tract was a huge hit at every party he attended.
YibbleGuy:
Matthew McConaughey knew his 4:20 ritual had gotten a little too extreme the day he attempted to snort 483 pounds of solder.
Generik:
"That's... that's it! You successfully touched the polyp in the Silver Surfer's upper GI tract! Now hold it steady and let's see if we can snip it out and cauterize the wound before he comes to..."
Mr_Grant:
Some guys will drink jello shots off anything, even a Dodge Charger covered with Crisco.
Buffoon:
"It ain't a mirror, but it seems to work just fine. Lay out a few more lines, Jack!"
flavio:
Mourners pay their respects to John DeLorean as he lays in state.
scypha:
"Dude! Don't touch that T-1000 material, man!"
"Whatever. What's the worse that could happen?"
"Well, it can become an exact duplicate of you, kill you without a sound, and make everyone else think you've become a good person just before it kills them as well! Well, them or John Connor."
UpSky2:
How a Concorde crashes - when it's piloted by a slacker dude.
JediClone:
...and that was the last time someone used a hair-dryer to win at Warhammer 4DK
Nyssa23:
Worst. Camaro paint job. Ever.
ArchHallJr:
And why is meth addiction so sad exactly?
cambria36:
It's amazing, but true! Chrome attracts young males in the exact way that p*ssy does; except for intercourse.
But for fingering and licking, chrome is every bit as good.
Mystic_Cobra_6:
Even tho the guys in the pic are concentrating on the large chunk of ice... the women behind him are learning a valuable lesson... Say no to crack!!
Amon:
On the bright side, Josh's attempt to break the world record for molten silver drinking was a rousing success. A whole two ounces.
WEIRD_1:
I double-dog-dare you to stick your tongue to this block of ice while I use my hand to carve a swan with my bare hand.
CindyM:
Sssssssnnnnnnnooooorrrrttt!
JoeCrow:
Snot Sculpture never caught on, but none-the-less, always drew a crowd.
AgentMoldy:
Jon Heder judges the "Give the Liquid Metal Version of the Evil Terminator Guy from 'Terminator II' a Prostate Exam" competition.
da_upstart:
Sniffing paint and glue. Leeches, licking poisonous frogs...
Newest craze: Pure mercury sucking.
wd40:
We might be able to save the Silver Surfer if you just keep blowing him... yea, right there!
IMissMST3k:
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs test the tensile strength of aluminum before baking potatoes in the oven.
wookie96:
Quicksilver Slurpy!
NHJBFan:
Jimmy looks on as Mark checks to see if the world's largest Jiffy Pop batch is done.
AAAron333:
In the midst of Bjorn Borg's attempt at blowing the world's largest bubble, someone from the crowd decides to ruin the fun.
Daleman:
Not since the 'Heart of Gold' has a craft had such a smooth surface.
[OK, I admit. This one is obscure. But those of you who read and know it are laughing your asses off right now.]