Generik:
You'd be amazed how many kids it takes to feed a Sid & Marty Kroftt character on a daily basis.
Zee:
That frog has Pete Burns lips!
amycamus:
"French terrorists?!? Wha... what makes you think THAT??"
ArchHallJr:
. o O Why isn't he copping a feel off of me? O o .
lil_amish:
No matter what he does, Dick Cheney still comes off as CREEPY.
WEIRD_1:
NAMBLA introduces a new mascot.
A contest is being held to name the mascot. All little boys under the age of 15 are asked to submit a name for this Frog. Entry forms must contain the boys name, age, and address.
flavio:
And this is where I keep the hyperbaric chamber. Well, that concludes the tour, who's up for some Jesus Juice?
wd40:
"When you seduce the child's heart, you will have the man... right kiddies?" - "That's right Captain Hoppy."
cambria36:
Senior Chief Johnson's 4 kids make a visit to their dad's Navy nuclear submarine. Jimmy, the oldest child, also visited last year. Can you spot Jimmy?
Daleman:
Methy, the Anti-drug spokesfrog, teaches our children about the dangers of bad drugs like weed and how important an active lifestyle and only sleeping 45 minutes a day is.
Scypha:
Sadly, the three boys were never seen again after this photo. The giant frog prince thought they were flies and had them for supper.
Lanzman:
The kids thought it was great until that long, sticky tongue emerged to wrap around them and pull them to a horrible slurping death.
Amon:
In an attempt to gain popularity with the younger crowd, Steven Tyler poses for a publicity shot.
Buffoon:
The raised hand was not what they really wanted to see when they asked the question, "Are there any pederasts in the room?"
Kota:
An enthusiastic Michael Jackson guides his first tour into the "New Neverland Ranch."
AgentMoldy:
Freddy the Frog always lived by the famed motto: "Live long and prosper -- and fondle a young boy."
nastinkers:
Okay kids! We're going to push you out of this airplane and see if a helium balloon can keep you from plummeting to certain death! Won't that be super-de-duper fun? What's that Timmy? No, you don't get a balloon; you're what's called a "control group." Here we goooooo!
Steve_Reeves:
This picture was taken moments before the frog's long, sticky tongue shot out of it's mouth, swallowing all the children at once and causing horror and dismay for all in attendance.
mystic_cobra:
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than Barney!!
CindyM:
oO ooooh it was a two eyed pink-lipped giant little child eater, two eyed pink-lipped giant little child eater Oo
Daleman:
Failed Disney character # 6,759.