Racerex:
Presenting the new European version of the "Jimmy Rodgers, Singing Brakeman" doll!
Amon:
"No. I'm just happy to see you."
AAAron333:
Each monkey sold comes with a free bag of Hannah Montana Gummy Microphones
Lanzman:
The Monkey's Tale. Tail.
Whatever.
Generik:
I've heard of Hot Monkey Love before, but *gift-wrapped* Hot Monkey Love? That's a new one to me.
cambria36:
Hasbro finally came up with a buddy-doll that is ready, willing, and able to monkey around.
TyranosaurisRex:
"Emission accomplished!"
ArchHallJr:
Looks like the Man In The Yellow Hat is the curious one now...
suggs:
Actually it is just a sock in my trousers... sorry.
scypha:
In jungle courts, monkey children in child molestation cases are asked by lawyers where they got the "bad touch" on this special doll.
JoeCrow:
So is it now possible to spank your monkey's monkey?
Tumbler:
My skin crawls at the sight of all those reminders; oh c'mon, grow up... it just wants to remember to get some milk... of human kindness! JESUS! Nevermind, I'm going back to the comfort of my skin crawling. oO - monkey clowns are soooo much nicer... my ass.
Steve_Reeves:
Sock puppets have come a long way since the old days.
flavio:
Planet of The Boogie Nights II
Beedo:
And the last knot it to remind himself to close his friggin' zipper.
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23/JAUSTRALIS:
Somehow, this is not what Katie meant by "lets have raging monkey sex."
WEIRD_1:
Hey, Hey, I'm a monkey
people say I like to monkey around.
I'm too busy humping, to bring anybody down..~
Agent_Moldy:
Vould you like to touch my monkey? TOUCH HIM! LIEBE MEIN AFFE-MIENKE!
Your story has become tiresome.
Wookie96:
I wonder if he 'uses' his sock?
Geier:
Hmmm, curious...
IMissMST3K:
Curious George never wants to forget that self gratification is SO COOL!
Daleman:
The "Mr. Happy" sock puppet was a big seller for Mattel this year.
(Not available in Utah)