Lanzman:
Oh good lord. Not *another* Leprechaun movie!
Daleman:
Eliot Spitzer, in an poor attempt to hide from any further public scrutiny and embarrassment, attempts to leave Manhattan in disguise unnoticed after officially stepping down.
scypha:
You know, I think I know why these inflatable leprechauns are so happy. If you were "inflated" by that device this drunk guy is using, you'd be smiling too!
Generik:
After killing, stuffing and mounting the few remaining leprechauns in the city, the Pied Piper of Dublin made a fortune selling off their Lucky Charms to the unsuspecting townsfolk.
Steve_Reeves:
Try new Leprechaun-On-A-Stick. Tastes like chicken!
WEIRD_1:
This just in:
They hung the Lucky Charms Leprechaun in Ireland today.
When asked for comment, Tony the Tiger said...
"It's Great!!"
JoeCrow:
Ethnic Blow-up Dolls
What'll they think of next
flavio:
Barney Kelly leaves not a dry eye in the house after his stirring rendition of "Who put the overalls in Mrs Murphy's chowder" on Ireland's famed didgeridon't
Agent_Moldy:
Seamus O'Plenty misses the entire parade attempting to summon the Lucky Charms brigade.
When asked for a comment on his holiday misstep, O'Plenty replied, "What? I was hungry 'n' stuff!"
suggs:
Seamus, nearly at his limit, still revels in the hunt.
Tumbler:
Sean couldn't be openly gay in the St Patrick's Day parade, so he just tooted his own horn.
Racerex:
The original ending to "The Wicker Man" didn't quite have the punch of the one they decided to use...
da_upstart:
St. Patrick's Leprechaun Crucifixion Day Parade
UpSky2:
He blows invisible glass.
They dance and are fulla gas.
Slaionte! but Paddy's Day will pass.
Beedo:
This is why I'm proud to be Enlgish: all the drinking, with none of the silly dressing-up.
Amon:
/~"Ring around the green stick.
Pockets full of Bisquick.
Green beer, green beer.
We all get drunk!"
Chilwil:
Q: What makes a happy leprechaun?
A: A Hard-blowing Irishman.
Wookie96:
With all the snakes gone St. Peter had to settle for leading around plastic leprechauns instead.
Lanzman:
.oO"Fuckin' leprechauns told me there was beer in this thing. Wee bastards... "Oo.