Racerex:
The year: 2025. The place: Backstage at the new Miami Fillmore Auditorium. The event: The Wilson sisters from Heart on their comeback tour. The guy on the right: Nancy's grandson, Earl, head-roadie.
Lanzman:
Even down at the old folks' home, Seymour was just too cool for the room. His Sheer Damn Manliness caused the little old ladies to vomit up their Kaopectate.
Generik:
Nothing Earl liked better than a night of hard partying with his Grandma Alice and Great Aunt Myrtle. The only part he didn't enjoy so much was Myrtle's ritual puking after every sixth tequila shot.
flavio:
Whadda youse mean Bronco Bama just got alected president?! Of dis country?!
Whatever.
DancingQueen:
"They're hot because they're wise!"
lil_amish:
Little-Know Movie Star FunFax Presents: How Brad Pitt got his start in Hollywood: Geriatric Porn
SilentFilmStar:
When granny starts smashing beer cans on her head and Aunt Erma starts to perform her old high school cheerleader rountines---that's when you knew we got a PAAARTTTYY up in here! Whoooo!
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Any o' you people in the future say anything about Momma's outfit 'n I'll kick yer ass."
Beedo:
No, I'm sorry, there is really NO need for a "Deuce Bigelow 3."
IMissMST3K:
Who ever imagined that Kurt Russell - the world's greatest athlete - in his dotage would be reduced to ... THIS!
cambria36:
When mom gets a brain-freeze, we have her spread her legs and rub a Budweiser can back and forth across her forehead. Once she pukes, the brain-freeze vanishes.
torgone:
Dat's how I roll dog...
TyranosaurisRex:
"OK, so I made my mother-in-law's drink a little too strong. Wanna play connect the dots with my shirt?"
scypha:
Hector knew that if he got Mildred and Gladys drunk enough, there would be a threesome in his van tonight!
Steve_Reeves:
When I said I wanted to party with some Hot Momma's, this isn't what I had in mind...
Agent_Moldy:
"Yeah, that's right, fellas. I got me not one, but TWO hot, drunk women. Go ahead, be jealous. I'll wait."
WEIRD_1:
This is an example of why I was heavy into drugs in the 70's.
Chilwil (they call me Fishstick):
"Grannie Does Gunther II: A New Wrinkle".
Best high school sex-ed video ever.
AAAron333:
"What about you??? Are YOU man enough to do body shots off of Ethel, over there??? Jack Palance would be...hang on, looks like Ethel may soon be joining Mr. Palance."
ArchHallJr:
"I know what you're thinkin'. 'I'm gonna score with these ladies.' Back off, buckaroo. I'm the one gonna be slippin' the polyester off these GMILFS tonight. God Bless America."
Daleman:
Bottle of tequila - $27.97
Ruffies pills - $6 each.
Seeing Aunt Sylvia "ralph" into a waste paper basket - Priceless.
da_upstart:
Juice Digalow - Merriweather Senior Care and Home gigalow
Amon:
God Bless America? Dang straight! Where else can you get your grandma wasted on cheap booze and not get caned?