Lanzman:
I see that sequel to "The Last Starfighter" has begun filming.
WEIRD_1:
Santa Claus:
Superstar
Generik:
The weird thing is, this really IS what I wanted for Christmas!
DancingQueen:
"The Secret Life of Soccer Moms" goes Christmas! Santa, instead of being at a spa, like your family thinks you are, you'll spend a week being a satanist, burning crosses and wearing a white hood. Then, you'll have to make a choice at the end of the week.
Daleman:
The Ku Klux Klan, in at attempt to clean up it's image and recruit more members, has changed it's uniforms and ended cross burnings.
scypha:
When Santa goes to Area 51, he brings back some very interesting Christmas decorations for the North Pole.
nashtbrutusandshort:
The Air Force later concluded that the photo had been faked and that the "sleigh" and other mysterious materials were really parts from a top-secret weather balloon. Now this.
Steve_Reeves:
Santa prepares to launch the Christmas Star into the heavens.
Amon:
To prove that Santa's workshop is at the North Pole, Santa captures the North Star and brings it to Earth.
Elsewhere, thousands of Boy Scouts are lost.
Tumbler:
Amsterdam 24 November 1440AD:
Morey de Wallen, a used dike salesman is seen just moments before his hot air Christmas tree bursts into flames. Morey, stricken with grief, went home and had a good wash.
Agent_Moldy:
o/`Another tender, used car salesman Christmas... o/`
wd40:
I see the face of the devil, I see the face of the devil!
questor:
Ultimately, Enron's failure was tied to an unfortunate logo decision.
Racerex:
In an effort to win back the good graces of the people of New York, Eliot Spitzer vows not to remove his Santa suit until he has displayed his "Flaming Tree of Shame & Atonement" in every neighborhood in the state.
UpSky2:
Santa thought, "What the heck: If diamonds fluoresce, then why not check the fluorescence of other things too?"
Wookie96:
This is what happens when you shove the electrical plug up Rudolf's nose.