Wookie96:
"CUT!! You just saw your girlfriend eaten by eels and that's the best horrified face you can come up with?!? Somebody send him to his trailer."
WEIRD_1:
How the Ty-D-Bowl man spends his free time.
Lanzman:
.oO"Could'a sworn I left that boat right here . . . "Oo.
DancingQueen:
"Was I s'posed to tell you if a shark took the other tour group members away? My bad."
Generik:
.oO "...Did I leave the water running?" Oo.
Amon:
Hoping no one notices that the ocean just got a little warmer...
meQal:
"Hey guys come back! Guys? Guys? OK I'll just stay here and save our spot for the dive while you guys ride off into the horizon. Son of a bitch, I don't think their coming back."
cambria36:
Tom Hanks continues his search for his long, lost buddy; Wilson.
suggs:
I think I accidentally swallowed a sea anemone...
GizM:
Oh no, my implants popped out!
amycamus:
"Um...I think I found the dog in the backseat of that lady's car from WCFF #40."
JediClone:
"Honey, are you SURE this is where we parked?"
Racerex:
Clyde never realized that dolphins could be THAT friendly .....
ArchHallJr:
Knew he could beat his fart to the surface.
Chebby:
Crap, I lost a contact....
lil_amish:
On this week's episode of The Office, Michael's plans for another fun-filled staff meeting, this time on a cruise ship, go awry when the office workers mutiny and throw his dumb ass overboard.
Agent_Moldy:
*sniff* "Oh, WHY didn't I insist it take swimming lessons?"
questor:
Senator Kennedy's valet parking attendant.
Steve_Reeves:
Oh, shit. I forgot to drop the anchor again...
jurassicpork:
The last Bush loyalist: "Did anyone get the license plate number of that iceberg?"
Agent_Moldy:
"Oh, my STARS! I surrrre hope a big, scary fish doesn't come and attack me! I mean, here I am, all naked, with my naughty bits dangling in the water, where a fish -- like maybe one of those sucker fishes -- could get ahold of it? Oh nooo, I surrre wouldn't want that to happen..."
da_upstart:
Open Water 3 - The City Reservoir Tank
Unknown (no handle sent):
"Well!"
*The ever frugal Jack Benny spends his vacations snorkeling for gold and silver coins*
Tumbler:
2001 CE - One look over his shoulder and Ron Obvious knew that all was lost; Team U.S. Postal was about to sweep past him during his English Channel attempt, again.
AAAron333:
Only known photo of Truman Capote snorkeling near the Florida Keys.
Ragbot:
My car is deeper than your car... (see WCFF #40)